Take bath

prove that you don't

silly user, everyone has a penis.

its 5am

you took a bath at 4 am then? wtf user

I had to buy it on my lunch break at work. I tried all those other things anons suggest, but I had to buy it in the end.

why not
nothing like a night bath

Future is not looking good

Put more water in your ear. When used to swim a lot and come up with water caught in my ear, dunking my head back under always pulled the water out

Using rubbing alcohol. Let it sit in your ear and if it's working you will here fizzling. Trust me, most painless option from my experience. After a few minutes just turn your head and let it drains.

Thats sounds like a bad fucking idea honestly