>take bath
>now have water in my ear and cant get it out
Any ideas Yea Forums?
Take bath
Adam Thompson
Easton Watson
I'm sure you tried the obvious "tilt your head to the side and jump on one leg". Other than that, I have no idea.
James Anderson
Rubbing alcohol works like a charm. A few drops and let it sit for a minute then the other side.
Sometimes blowing your nose with the head leaning over helps. Like popping ears on an airplane
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Carter Hill
Former swim team member
Point your head straight down, shake up and down until you cannot hear the water moving anymore
Turn head sideways and repeat. Droplet will slide right out
Sebastian Evans
>take bath
That was your first mistake
Brody Harris
use a cotton swab
Landon Foster
Turn your head sideways
Slap the other side of your head vigorously until water comes out.
To be clear:. It must be vigorous. I'm talking good hard bashing up there. Hard enough to make you see blinking lights in your field of vision. Make sure you are sitting down. If you do it right, you should have a splitting headache, but at least the water will be gone.
Hunter Sanchez
stand on a solid foundation (doesnt give if you jump on it). Tilt your head so the ear with water is facing towards the floor and stand on your tip toes. Then drop yourself on your heels. Do this repetitively until the water is all out.
Hudson Brooks
Actual Doctor inbound
>you are suffering from what is called earfucktoginivitus . I would suggest that find a plastic shopping bag, secure it closely around your head and breath deep. You may experience slight arousal, this is normal .
Carson Nguyen
didnt work
Carson Perry
Tilt head, ear facing the ground.
Open/close mouth repeatedly.
Cameron Stewart
Im not pouring that into my head
Charles Green
Adrian Clark
Turn your head upside down. Like lay down on a bed/couch and let your head hang towards the floor. Cotton swab will absorb the drops of water.
Jordan Young
I so fucking wish a human body could do that
Lincoln Lopez
You can by something at the store for "swimmers ear" that will take care of it. I literally had water trapped in my ear a couple of weeks ago.
David Turner
post penis
Sebastian Cruz
how do you know i have one faggot
Dylan Bailey
tear a 1/2 * 6 inch strip of paper towel, twist into thread, insert in ear as far as it'll go and wick up the water.
Thomas Flores
prove that you don't
Owen Lopez
silly user, everyone has a penis.
Henry Evans
its 5am
Grayson Hernandez
you took a bath at 4 am then? wtf user
Connor Garcia
I had to buy it on my lunch break at work. I tried all those other things anons suggest, but I had to buy it in the end.
Julian Martin
why not
nothing like a night bath
Landon Howard
Future is not looking good
Robert Turner
Put more water in your ear. When used to swim a lot and come up with water caught in my ear, dunking my head back under always pulled the water out
Brody Rogers
Using rubbing alcohol. Let it sit in your ear and if it's working you will here fizzling. Trust me, most painless option from my experience. After a few minutes just turn your head and let it drains.
Austin Sullivan
Thats sounds like a bad fucking idea honestly
Connor Robinson
Sudafed.
Kevin King
Jaxson Sanchez
It's the typical way you handle an ear ache/infection.
Brody Barnes
fuck a stranger in the ass
Liam Harris
Oh yeah it sounds horrible. But it works great.
Jackson Jackson
Its pretty much just rubbing alcohol, so if you have that, it will work as well.
Chase Cruz
Lay on your side with the ear full of water facing down. Pinch your nose and gently blow.
Jordan Rodriguez
>Pinch your nose and gently blow.
Do not do this.
Justin Campbell
Thanks doctor!
Noah Thompson
I usually twist TP into a point and gently slide it into my ear, and then tilt my head to the side. The TP will soak it up.
Lucas Cook
OK, so you got two options here OP.
1. Take a medium caliber handgun, load it, put the barrel against your ear, carefully aiming down the ear canal, and pull the trigger.
Note: if you have larger ears, then you can go with a large caliber handgun instead.
2. Turn a hair dryer on low, and point it in your ear, while holding it a several inches away from your ear.
Christopher Richardson
fucking hell none of it worked
I guess this is my life now, im going to sleep now
Thanks anons
Joshua Wilson
did you really do the alcohol thing? you used rubbing alcohol and not jack daniels right?
Nathaniel Diaz
I didnt find any
John Gutierrez
>Do not do this.
Gives literally no alternative or reason not to.
Jaxon Carter
but the box says to never do that.
Carson Allen
quickly hit the ear full of water against a surface of water. it will get it out instantly
Samuel Harris
>Tilt head, ear facing the ground.
>Open/close mouth repeatedly.
This works for me every time. Gotta open you mouth as wide as you can though.
>Gives literally no alternative or reason not to.
Implying I haven't given a solution already. You don't want to over pressurize your cranium, could damage your ear drums.
Ian Evans
>Implying I haven't given a solution already. You don't want to over pressurize your cranium, could damage your ear drums.
bonus reason it doesn't help with external water in ear canal
Matthew Bennett
a cute, fuzzy, ear spider.
their fuzziness soaks up the water
you're good to go
they only ask to be your friend.
Bentley Morales
Umm,
Either of these two methods, would work.