Used shampoo as lube to jerk off

>used shampoo as lube to jerk off
>penis is raw and feels like it's on fire
It fucking burns. Never do this, bros.

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what the fuck is shampoo

Coulda told you that.

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dude it was probably the same stuff that made the frogs gay

Made the same mistake in high school. Live and learn.

Why?

being a huge pussy and calling out penishurt.

op is a faggot

my first fap experiments were with shampoo
>go to bathroom, lock door
>apply a little shampoo + some saliva
>jack off like the horny little pre-reen I am
>afterwards rinse off shampoo and cum in the wash basin

good times

One time I got toothpaste in my dick hole

Dude, are you literally a teenager? Buy some real lube. They carry it at Wal-Mart in my state, and you can even use self checkout so you don't have to be embarrassed about buying sex stuff.

If i had a dollar for everytime i nutted with shampoo and turned my dick into an uncooked shrimp with poor reflexes i could lobby to shut down monsanto who i know are trying to put chemicals into my nut butter that turnes me into a flubbin homo. don't trust the planes, chem trails are real, and hail ted cruz.

Put Ben Gay on it and it will feel better.

never had any bad effects, wtf is wrong with your shampoo?

It's gonna be like that for a few days. Good job, OP.

i pissed sideways to prevent pain, it worked, for some reason

nigga pls, I've been pain training my dick since I was 12. I've used shampoo, soap, dishwashing liquid, toilet bowl cleaner, hand sanitizer, alcohol, ammonia, car oil, pretty much any liquid I could get my hands on to fap. Now I feel nothing.

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toothpaste is the worst

>pissed sideways
did you just turn to the left or right?

This guy fucks

Lol, you didn't know what shampoo does to your hair? Boys are stupid lmao

Use conditioner next time