Used shampoo as lube to jerk off

>used shampoo as lube to jerk off
>penis is raw and feels like it's on fire
It fucking burns. Never do this, bros.

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what the fuck is shampoo

Coulda told you that.

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dude it was probably the same stuff that made the frogs gay

Made the same mistake in high school. Live and learn.

Why?

being a huge pussy and calling out penishurt.

op is a faggot

my first fap experiments were with shampoo
>go to bathroom, lock door
>apply a little shampoo + some saliva
>jack off like the horny little pre-reen I am
>afterwards rinse off shampoo and cum in the wash basin

good times

One time I got toothpaste in my dick hole