Can we have a bird thread?

REALLY fucking noisy, imagine a litter of cats in heat dialed to 11

Perfect. Exactly what I need.
So, they scream, only when they are lonely/bored, right?

It depends on the bird, really. There are quiet cockatoos, and there are noisy cockatoos. They pretty much CAN scream if they're lonely if you don't interact with them. They don't scream all of the time just for that reason, as i said, it just depends on the bird.

But what about grays? Are they noisy?

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No one's asking me anything so I'm out
Huh

No, tell me about lorekeets, and their weird tongues

Greys are quiet, but they can talk a lot, but thats not really an issue if you like hearing them repeat stuff.

Also, they're generally smarter then Cockatoos.

Sure, 400 g for gray vs 800 g for cocatoo
How fast do they pic up words? I'm afraid mine will become racist very quickly, since all Africans are niggers, thus parrot is a nigger too.

It may take them a while to pick up words if you aren't directly speaking to them, but if you often say something like "hey nigger parrot" to them close to them, they can pretty much pick that up in a few days.