Life has passed me by. i will die alone, never not being alone. no one deserves this

see , just wait for some movie where dicaprio mutates into a mongol and youll have money

to add to this, you really aren't that bad looking

why don't you take a note from Yea Forums and pretend to be Leonardo DiCaprio? Get a fucking entourage of people and maybe pay people to act like paparrazzi around you and boom, free access to clubs and free dinners at high end restaruants. fucking funny!

but seriously, make an effort op! life is worth living.

Sorry dude

Fake.

He’s read hundreds of thousands of posts like this. He’s been posting the same shit for years. He doesn’t take any advice, his face has never been smaller. I’m sure he’s in a heavy depressive rut which can seem impossible to get out of (took me 23 yrs) but he’s gotta do something about it.

"Jake"

Well there's your problem. You sound like a little bitch. Nothing dries up cooter quicker than an insecure downy.