Please help :(

Please help :(
How do I get it off without going to doctor?

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Poke a hole in the head and let the blood out. Once it's flaccid, pull the pipe off and put a band aid on the head.

cut it.. sry bro... dawin you know..

dats phucked

Sage

Take a video of doing this as a thanks for their help

You Need a saw for that metal tube. Sorry man but it will impossible without help. Call an ambulance or dick will die soon.

PS: haha

Slice through in the area right above the ballsack. Let all fluids drain out, get your SO (or vacuum cleaner) to suck everything out of the slit you just created until the entire penis is flat, like a crushed toilet roll. You may then slide off the metal.

this

say good bye to your doongle. Congratulations, you are a dickless retard now

If you have some mini hand-held grinder like proxon use it, if you are too scared about that go to the doctor

You can try this:
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This

circular grinder to the rescue!

Get yourself a pedal steel guitar.

You are fucking fucked

Just stop having an erection.

Would that actually work? Aren't there many blood "pockets" that he has to pierce?

take a cold shower

There is no easy way to say this son but that thing is going to have to come off and I not talking about the pipe. Oh boy this one's going to be a bleeder.

fake and busted

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He just needs to relieve some tension.

nice b8 user

Viagra helps in those cases

Try nerve gas

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WTF?

Put a shit ton of lube on your hand and squeeze the tip while pulling back with your hips. Do this while watching fucked up shit

why Would someone even do this

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man thats a fucked situation. even if you manage to get some tin sheers in there you'll end up gouging your dick when you slice it open. you need to go to a hospital asap cause with in an hour youre gunna permanently damage the tissue that the bloods pooling.

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