Okay, Yea Forums. I want to ask for suicide methods

Your dirt cheap sure doesn't sound cheap to me. Still, thanks for the suggestion

Tempting, but due to the effects, I might aswell just eat a lot of dirt and expect the same results.

>"Oh gee willikers, I was gonna kill myself, but you've opened my eyes. Thanks a lot anons, you are the bravest and kindest anons of them all"
Now let's imagine that happened and move on to save another user

>sure doesn't sound cheap to me
>$50
nigger.

Your trying to kill someone else. For cheap, you murderous cunt.

The piss will be potent enough to kill OP, but won't last long enough to put anyone finding the body days later at risk, especially if OP opens a window first

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man if you cant save up to kill yourself you deserve to suffer, you puny bitch.

What exactly is "dirt cheap"?

If piss and bleach isn't your thing, you could try a toaster in a bath. Toasters are what? $20? I'm sure you can afford that.

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I don't know what to tell you man. If you seriously can't borrow or earn less than 200$ to end your life then you really are beyond saving. Like I said, telling you to kys is redundant.

Im genuinely curious now, why cant you afford 200$? Sell the device your posting on. Wont need it when dead.

Couldn't be a nigger. If I was, I would just need to go outside and say I start bragging about drugs or money

Maybe, doesn't mean I need or should

Imagine "About to go homeless" type of deal

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n- no!