Okay, Yea Forums. I want to ask for suicide methods. 1. They need to be simple. Something that a retard could do. 2. They need to be dirt cheap. 3. They need to be intimidation. Something that you could make an autistic person do without them thinking about it. 4. They need to be persona. Something that won't get other people involved.
Why do I request this of you? Because I know that a nice portion of you are not in the right state of mind, and that is what I need. And if you want a stream, then you are out of luck. "Dirt cheap" should tell you the quality of any stream coming from me.
real shit, if you're an american you can buy a gun for cheap, maybe $300 and that'd get the job done. a crummy little 9mm does wonders to the side of your head.
Helium tank and CPAP tubeing/mask either that or vodka and bleach
Angel Nelson
If you're in the states and not a criminal you can buy a shitty handgun for under 200$. If you cant invest $200 to end it all then id tell you to kys but that would be redundant.
Of course if I shoot myself, ill do it with a quality firearm like a dignified man.
For liability reasons I instruct you to seek help.
If you piss in a bottle of bleach, it releases fumes similar to that of mustard gas. >Hook up tube to bottle of bleach >Insert penis in tube >Piss >Take penis out >Put mouth and nose over tube >Suck in fumes >Die >Profit
If your going that route wouldn't it just be better to use ammonia? Also that puts people finding the body at risk
Caleb Butler
Your dirt cheap sure doesn't sound cheap to me. Still, thanks for the suggestion
Tempting, but due to the effects, I might aswell just eat a lot of dirt and expect the same results.
>"Oh gee willikers, I was gonna kill myself, but you've opened my eyes. Thanks a lot anons, you are the bravest and kindest anons of them all" Now let's imagine that happened and move on to save another user
James Clark
>sure doesn't sound cheap to me >$50 nigger.
Andrew Richardson
Your trying to kill someone else. For cheap, you murderous cunt.
Brayden Martinez
The piss will be potent enough to kill OP, but won't last long enough to put anyone finding the body days later at risk, especially if OP opens a window first
I don't know what to tell you man. If you seriously can't borrow or earn less than 200$ to end your life then you really are beyond saving. Like I said, telling you to kys is redundant.
Im genuinely curious now, why cant you afford 200$? Sell the device your posting on. Wont need it when dead.
Jeremiah Lopez
Couldn't be a nigger. If I was, I would just need to go outside and say I start bragging about drugs or money
drop everything and everyone in your life and backpack across the country, see new places and meet people for dirt cheap. you have literally dozens of options. buy some magic mushrooms.
Isaiah Torres
Oh well in that case find a really high spot
Ethan Martin
do
James Turner
Have you considered a pack of paracitamol to just shut your kiddies. I dont recommend it but it would be the best situation cause its painless as cheap. Sorry for the ad spelling English is not the first language and I'm missing half my skull
Ryder Reyes
Okay, after hearing what OP has to say and reviewing the evidence, this court finds OP guilty of baiting and being a faggot and sentences him to shutting the fuck up!
I wonder how many people take this advice. Still, I would much rather not.
Kek. I'm not in a metropolis. If I was, begging would be an option. I'm in an urban setting, and high spots are either hard to reach or secured. I could try my luck with a 2 story fall, but I've seen enough people survive that to make it an undesirable option,
Even if I sold it for raw parts, it still wouldn't get me enough for a gun.
Understandable, but the local pharmacy is rather shit, so they overprice everything. And it is too secure
It wouldn't be baiting if you gave good advice
Isaiah Kelly
Just smoke some pot and relax. Bust a nut or two. Eat some food, work out. Spend some time alone in nature.
When youre ready to blow your cap off just go compliment girls in a polite manner and I bet you wont feel so bad.
I dont take my own advice because its too late and Im going to die even if I dont want to. Just go do something with your life. Do you know what I would give for that chance
Joseph Harris
Well than bleach and vodka appears to be what you sitting at
Ryan Torres
what the fuck are you talking about
Andrew Stewart
Once again, I might aswell just eat dirt for all the trouble it would cause
Jeremiah Davis
IDK than go for a cops gun. Going softly is hard to do when money is tight
Hudson Kelly
Nah m8 go back to redd*t or wherever you came from. Your making a simple thing way too difficult. I could have killed myself a dozen different ways already with what I have on hand. In fact im considering doing it just to prove what a fucking idiot you are.
Jack Evans
Why is nobody ever going to mention that charcoal cost you only 2.99$ at walmart ans you easily ignite it in your room on a frying pan and you stuff towels in every location where there is airflow. Just make your room airlocked. Thats it ignite and wait while playing vidya. Do it!
Charles Jackson
Because they just talk but too pussy for the real thing. Only talk no action. They even too dumb to kill themselves absolute waste of resources. If they really mean it they would already have done it ans not asking repeatedly for suicide methods.
Jason Powell
This. Op is a fucking attention whoring weiner. Last time I ever help someone on this site.
Justin Brooks
Drink gasoline and eat a match
Carson Wilson
Note that some companies have added oxygen to their helium specifically because this works so well. So you'll need to make sure it's pure helium.
Why do you say you're going to die anyway? Are you terminally ill or something
Dominic Ramirez
And that's the crux of the matter, And that's why I came in here for method
Okay user, I'll take the bait. Give me your 10 methods. I want to hear how big rich user plans to take himself out with ten different guns.
Once again, the hassle is the major problem. Might be dirt cheap, but earting dirt is also dirt cheap.
Of course you want the full on sauce methods. I don't. You want the big stuff while I ask for literal babies first suicide
Well, thanks for helping. Sorry if you broke your fingers typing. Must have been a real struggle.
This is the one I really wish to do, but I still don't have access to any of that.
Either exaggeration of actually about to die. I give him the benefit of the doubt and say he is really on his way out. Feels bad, and I hope the best for him, but I can't really do anything about it
Parker Cruz
First off, if you intend to an hero DON'T use a fucking handgun. Get a shotgun. A simple pump or break action can be as cheap as 100 bucks, and a shotgun slug or 00 buckshot will exponentially increase your chances of success.
Luis Phillips
>This is the one I really wish to do, but I still don't have access to any of that. Why not? Note you don't even really need the CPAP mask, a plastic bag works perfectly well. Just use one large enough to dilute the CO2 that you'll be exhaling. Tape a garbage bag over your head with the tube leading into it, and you'll be fucking dead quick.
Josiah Price
If you're going to do it anyways, why not wait it out and try new things you've never done before ? Talk to girls, hike your way through new towns and cities, meet new people with similar interests be those whatever, do outrageous things, pick fights with people you hate, let all the steam out by doing everything you've been afraid of doing with no regard to the consequences cause what's worse than ending your life? I'm not telling you not to do it but just try new things before logging out of life and you might enjoy it..
Thomas James
That's some high quality dirt you've got there, user.
I don't have access to the helium.. Neither the tube, but I can do without it. I lack the money and a store that sells it.
Parker Smith
Not rich, and only have 5. Heres how id kill myself in 5 minutes or less. 1. Shoot myself 2. Drive my car off the bridge 3 minutes away 3. Get the cops to shoot me 4. Take all the pain meds in the house and drink it down with alcohol 5. Toaster and bath 6. Exit bag 7. Slit wrists and warm bath (pain meds and liqour optional) 8. Fire the 50 cal bullet i use as a paperweight into me using a lighter 9. Hanging, with any number of ropes, ties, cables, or sheets I have laying around (lame) 10. Autoerotic asphyxiation, same as above but masturbating the whole time (fun) Bonus: light a cigarette at the gas station.
You suck at life AND death OP.
Angel Brooks
if you dont have braces or metal fillings you can take out your cars airbag and eat the pwder its slow and painful but certain unlike guns
Carter Nelson
The amount of shitty excuses you have shows me that you're not serious about killing yourself. See you on the next post.
Chase Stewart
If you want, you could use nitrous. Get some NO2 whip cream chargers, (whippets) fill up a garbage bag with them, and tape on neck. Not only will you die but you'll be high as shit.
Andrew Green
Don't listen to this idiot, overdosing on paracetamol is not fucking painless! It is a slow and horrifically painful way to die. On the ground, foaming at the mouth as your liver and then the rest of your organs slowly fail one by one
Joseph Jackson
pff, why bother with all of that complicated shit. son , the things i would do if i knew i had nothing to lose . it is basically freedom. if you plan to go to such extreme, why not reconsider shit and do what you want. what is the source of your ailings?
Angel Torres
Thanks, but nah.
1. Nice reminder of my lack of fire. 2. If I can't buy a cheap gun, do you think i would have access to a car? 3/ Possible, but I'm not packing anything that would oblige cops to shoot. I would most likely get thrown to jail. 4. 5 shitty painkillers wouldn't be enough. 5. Shower 6. That one would be a neat one, but still a hassle. 7. Shower 8. Thank god for guns 9. The last rope I was rotten. It broke on the last attempt. 10. No rope. And you aren't wrong, user.
Eating dirt might aslo do the trick, but I'd much rather not.
Surprised that you don't know anything simple. I would expect you would have a suicide method for even the pansiest of pussies. I would expect you having something for even the cheapest of the cheap. But guess you only want the live streamers.
Kek. I might actually might have to use that one, considering that all other anons don't have anything else.
Not too surprising, but once again. Eating dirt.
There is no freedom in total freedom. About to go homeless without anything at my name, and I'd much rather go now that I still have it good, than experiencing first hand how much shit is life
you could paint yourself black or whatever , and run to a cop with toy gun screaming imma kill you assuming you are in the us. or where are you from
Charles Bailey
nice advice
Dominic Richardson
I congratulate OP for trolling at least 20 posters. shame on this board
Lincoln Jenkins
>Kek. I might actually might have to use that one, considering that all other anons don't have anything else. It'll work, real talk. Whippets can be had for cheap, and the high is pretty nice. Just (again) use a bag big enough to dilute the CO2 you'll be exhaling. Stuff like helium, nitrogen or nitrous oxide doesn't cause a reaction from your body. Too much carbon dioxide however, and your body starts freaking out. So put a LOT of NO2 in the bag, as much as you can afford/will fit.
Benjamin Sanchez
>do you think i would have access to a car? Steal a car and drive it off a bridge
>I'm not packing anything that would oblige cops to shoot Buy a squirt gun for like $2 or grab a kitchen knife and run at them You pussy
Carson Ward
1. Steal something, sell it. Sell device. 2. Then run out into traffic 3. Act like you mean business and they'll patronize 4. Steal some from drugstore 5. Works too 6. Literally a dozen ways to do it 7. Hotel, die and ditch 8. God bless America 9. Electrical cord 10. Electrical cord and lotion
I know.
Liam Howard
Kek. I'm not a good actor. I have no motive to go attack a cop. Even if I could get myself to look like a total negro, I would not be convincing enough.If the cop is good enough, he could smack me without me being able to do anything back. I'd get thrown at a jail or a mental asylum, and I would much rather neither of those.
That might be my best shot. Thanks user.
1. I'm a total sissy. If I can't steal drugs from the pharmacy, I doubt I have the balls to steal something big 2. I could, but I\m in an urban setting. Cars tend to be slow and cautious. 3. I'm a pansy that cant act 4 See 1 5. Never heard that a shower would work. And besides, no toasted 6. Might be my best resort. 7. The closes hotel I know asks for payment first. 8. Truly 9. Closest shop doesn't sell them 10. Kek Still, thanks for the help, user.
I will start getting things in action. Take care, you Yea Forumstards So, porn or yellow?
Jose James
just go hiking to a big mountain range or wathever and jump . if you have the balls to jump well too bad i guess. if you dont you might realize that life is worth more than you currently think and going homeless is not so bad as you might anticipate. just out of curiosity , are you a young boy who is about to get kicked out of parents house or what is your situation
Josiah Barnes
then again you could always post your address and shit , there is enough crazy people and serial killers in Yea Forums to go and make the job for you. just out of curiosity where do you like , in what state / city
Luke Scott
>I will start getting things in action See you tomorrow
Andrew Young
>implying any of the neets on here would be motivated/ballsy enough to be a serial killer
Leo Carter
are you gonna live stream it or you just begging for attention?
Gabriel Taylor
Helium and Cpap tubing ftw.
James Ward
obviously sacrifice yourself to something that only matters. In pagan rituals they all require blood. But there are like 60 gods that can put your death to work, depending on what is so important.
Leo Hughes
Jesus loves you, and so do I.
Jacob Ramirez
Hanging, gun or jumping from 12stories.
Austin Bailey
No I had a vision of Jesus telling me to die, I want to die.
Parker Murphy
Where do I get helium from?
Angel Green
Honour would be something that matters to me, which god is that?
John Flores
Begging for attention
Camden Watson
Op here you sound like a faggot, fuck off please.
David Lee
Wasn't Jesus, was probably a demon or satan manipulating you. Make it through the hardship, and just have faith God will take care of you.
Aiden Martinez
No it was Jesus, he said come be a hero, and join me.
Carson Bell
You guys suck.
The best suicide method would have to be INSTANT INCINIRATION.
your body and all remains are instantly burned into ashes within a couple milliseconds.
