I am going to play the role of god for a solid 20 minutes before taking my own life.
Since its pride month, there are a lot of bars that homosexuals and lesbians are currently going too. Check the (US) News in about 2 & 1/2 hours.
It will be up to god himself to decide whether or not he wants to let them through the gates of heaven, but the one who will be sending them there is me.
ugly ppl losers sucking dicks for a living hating pussies but still pro lgbt cucky sissy faggots with dildos up the ass is a pathetic robo horny cock blocking a sexual moron very sad story though
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ugly ppl losers sucking dicks for a living hating pussies but still pro lgbt cucky sissy faggots with dildos up the ass is a pathetic robo horny cock blocking a sexual moron very sad story though
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ugly ppl losers sucking dicks for a living hating pussies but still pro lgbt cucky sissy faggots with dildos up the ass is a pathetic robo horny cock blocking a sexual moron very sad story though
Hey dudes, I have got a great idea....... Since I love Scooby snacks, I will eat it all so another Scooby snack lover can get reproduced in 10 minutes for me to eat more scooby snacks until the second lover of scooby snacks is full and then a third one gets reproduced for me to eat until its full and then a new one gets made for me to eat until its full and then a new one gets reproduced for me to eat until its full and then a new one gets made for me to eat until its full and then a new one gets born for me to eat until its full and then a new one gets popped outta mums vajayjay for me to munch until its full and then a new one procreated for me to chew until its full and then a new one gets made for me to eat because you know I love me some Scooby Snacks
The fact that I can get hard and beat off (to STRAIGHT porn) with a few other guys just proves that I am truly straight because I am not attracted to the other dudes jerking off next to me. I hardly even notice anyways because I am focused on watching some hot bitch with bimbo milk bags get her box demolished. Its not that I prefer to jack off with other guys; but being in the company of a few chill bros isnt a reason not to have a group beat sesh. In fact, its one of the best ways two or more straight men can bond. A few chill bros knocking back a few brews, watching the big game, and then queing up pornhub on the big screen and having an 8man circle jerk and a game of soggy biscuit is as straight and normal as a back yard game of football... Anyone who even attempts to question this undeniable fact is a closet faggot and total pussy who should seriously grow up and come out of the closet already. Its fucking 2017 for christs sake, nobody gives a shit if youre a homo, just sack up and admit it and stay the fuck out of my straight group stroke sessions, candy ass faggot.