I am going to play the role of god for a solid 20 minutes before taking my own life.
Since its pride month, there are a lot of bars that homosexuals and lesbians are currently going too. Check the (US) News in about 2 & 1/2 hours.
It will be up to god himself to decide whether or not he wants to let them through the gates of heaven, but the one who will be sending them there is me.