What should i bring for my first camping trip?

Bring Nudie Magazines. No cell reception, so you’ll need something to fap to if you get bored of your 8 year old niece

Post pics of your niece

Bring a stick. You can always use a good stick.

for your first trip dont overthink it.
take a tent, sleeping bag, beer, weed, some food (can go with just ready-to-eat pre-packaged shit if you dont want to screw around with cooking on a campfire or stove).
at the end of the trip, write down what you wish you had and pack it next time. next time you go out leave behind shit you didnt need or use.
just to be safe, take a basic first aid kit and maybe tell a few people where you're going & when you expect to be back.

Whoopee Cushion, a torque wrench and a jar of capers

LSD or mushrooms.

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A Ginsu Knife

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A few botteles of water, maybe juice and a sleeping bag.

Food is also recommended, maybe bread, bilk, cereal and stew in cans

how long do u ve to walk, how long r u gonna stay n whats the weather?

A good headlamp. Fuck it, bring two. Spent lots of time outdoors, including living in a tent for 10 months. Headlamps have been the tool I'm most thankful for.