Hi Yea Forums. My name is Jesus Christ and I will be your server tonight. What will you like to order?

Hi Yea Forums. My name is Jesus Christ and I will be your server tonight. What will you like to order?

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What do you recommend Jesus?

The filet mignon. It's to die for.

I will have bread and wine, Thank you jesus.

The destruction of the planet and the wine list.

Yeah sure, I'll give it a try.
I would like a water with that please.

If I'm going to serve you wine, I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you for ID.

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Eternal life have mercy on me.

I will have water and a fish.

>My name is Jesus Christ
>posts Varg the pagan
lol

jesus was a sandnigger

I would like a 6 patty burger with cheese... actually make that extra cheese. And instead of lettuce can you use cheese? No tomatoes, I only want 1 pickle in the far right side of the burger. And ketchup, I want the ketchup to be flowing down the ends of my burger.

I would also like a diet coke because i'm trying to watch my figure. Thank you

That is very inappropriate. Besides, even if he was, he never worked at a 7 Eleven.

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I thought you were omniscient?

Salvation

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