Hi Yea Forums. My name is Jesus Christ and I will be your server tonight. What will you like to order?

Hi Yea Forums. My name is Jesus Christ and I will be your server tonight. What will you like to order?

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What do you recommend Jesus?

The filet mignon. It's to die for.

I will have bread and wine, Thank you jesus.

The destruction of the planet and the wine list.

Yeah sure, I'll give it a try.
I would like a water with that please.

If I'm going to serve you wine, I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you for ID.

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Eternal life have mercy on me.

I will have water and a fish.

>My name is Jesus Christ
>posts Varg the pagan
lol