Help me get laid Yea Forums. Dubs decide my first message

PLEASE BE HASTY

Why did the sperm cross the road?

Because I put on the wrong socks

man the harpoons

if you need help with that, then you're beyond help, son.

>Listen here you fucking bitch, if you don't reply in the next 5 minutes I will find you and I will fucking kill you.

fucking mad lad.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Lemme smash

Y’all have given me a lot of good options

yes hi hello i am sorry if i am coming on too strong but you see i have been out of the game for a while now. i do not mean to take out my pent up sexual frustration on you but i was wondering if you might do me a favor and describe your favorite bra to me. size, color, material, etc. bras are my fetish and it would do me good to hear of your favorite over the shoulder boulder holder. pls respond and god bless.

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