Can someone read this to me, I'm blind
Wake up
Alexander Morgan
Aiden Thompson
It's a Gamecube. One you play Goldeneye on
Jayden Myers
checked
Brody Reed
Cooper Morgan
Hmmm? You want to know what I'd do? I'll tell you what I'd tdo! I'd
SMASH
THAT STUPID PURPLE LUNCHBOX INTO PIECES!!!!!!!!!! AND THEN I'D PISS ALL OVER IDT!
Why, heh, it's simple really: Video games are for fucking idiot MANCHILDREN and NIGGERS. You think that its ok to go p;oopy in you pants in pulic? I bet you do, if your a gamer (nigger). That's probably what you think since you're such a humonogus faggot.
Trufthlly, camers are complete asswipse. Literally: Id wipe my ass with them. You could sttick a gamers tongue right on my asshole while i was taking a shitm and I wouldn't even complain. Their literllay a caste that exists to clean the shit off of this god forsaken planet.
You might think i'm exaggerating here, but I';m being completely serious. I can't stand gamers and wish they would all die. ut yuo know why I hate the GameCube most of all ? Because it's For
NINTENDO
gamers. and those are the most braindead, moron, pieceo f scum fuck gamers on the PLANET. Theyre literrally retared babys. All they do all thday is play Mario instead of getting a job. My bbrother is one. He ha lives at hamoe, haha. If he new what we good for himself he'd get a rope, tie one end to a bridge and the other end to his dick. and jump off. Gntendo gamers don't even use their dicks anyway, so what's it matter? He would naver get any pussy anyway. and it you're a female nintendo amer, you should have your tits fudct dtaped to your gface until you nearly suffocate on the,! heh, that would be a befitting end for those twich thots now wmoudln't it?
so, in Conclusion: Video games are for mongolodis, gamers are scum, and nintendo gamers are the worst of them all. I rest my case.
Juan Morgan
I can't quite hear you, could you say it in caps?
Nathan Price
Thank Chuck Norris for this precious gift.