Yea Forums, I had enough of this EURO life. I want to come to the US...

Yea Forums, I had enough of this EURO life. I want to come to the US. They won't give me a VISA so I have to cross on the low.
I know how tough you are against foreigners but hear me:

I come from EU, so I like to work for a living
White, so you know I shower
Eat pork so no Allahualbahaca.

Here's my question now: how would it be easier to cross? From Mexico or through Canada?

Id like from Canada because cartel beheadings.

Let me hear you Yea Forums and in no time I might share photos of my Cuban girl waiting 4 me in Miami.

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join some mafia or something and end up breaking legs in new jersey. see if you can work in some ethnic connection to a particular mafia like russian or armenian or at least fool them well enough.

Oh I see. It's a test? I'm not Eastern. I'm from the good EU. Western.

I mean how do you plan to cross?

fuck off you unskilled cunt. If you were useful, they'd give you a visa.

>I'm from the good EU. Western.
You mean from one of the muslim-infested countries?

OP escapes Europe to avoid beheading by the muslims, gets beheaded by the cartels. Kek

Go fuck yourself, commie.

Idk what triggered you guys so much? Was it the shower thing?

It doesnt matter. We started on the wrong foot.

It's easier to cross from Canada? Is it even posible?

This is the kind of people I need in this thread. Normal critical thinking guys. Your focus is ill shifted though. Focus on that Canadian border. I can get a Visa to Canada. Then what?

no, it's because you're unworthy of a visa which means you're no better than a wetback.

You can cross from Canada ez pz
Woods / trees on the alberts bc / us border are all that stops you
Maple leaf west coast reporting in
Also carry 30 pounds at least of weed with you for $ profit

shut up faggot

Im making it worse then just like I did at the interview.

She implied that there are too many "non-whites" (ninjas) on the welfare line and I slipped that I want to work and then she called the FBI the btich

>triggered faggot
come over the canadian border, it's easy as fuck
thousands of miles of basically unguarded border.
Go to Canada to backpack then work your way south through the woods. You're not really going to have a lot of luck finding a job without a social security card or connections to some sort of ethnic group as has been mentioned previously.
You could also just take your country back.

>FBI
lol you're so full of shit

we don't need more illegals you fucking retard

we're getting them whether you like it or not retard
i'd rather they be white
retard
kill yourself
retard
america isn't special
retard
Did I mention? Kill yourself. LOL

I can go to Canada tomorrow. But I'm afraid I will loose my courage if I spend too much time there.

Anyway I see it cleaber and "safer" passing through Canada. But where from? With a guide or solo? Are those legit places? Answer OP pls.

>suddenly supports illegal immigration
lol trumptards are so dumb

you gonna get eaten by a cougar

>muh drumpftard
kys

can you at least acknowledge your hypocrisy?

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There is no hypocrisy, you're just retarded

Why can’t you get a visa? I thought it was automatic in the good parts of the EU.

I'd come with around 10k Euros. Hence the Mexican phobia.

What I'm more worried about is living/rent. Job I'm used to hard work, know how to find it.

So...Canada huh? Can you be more specific? Places etc?

>doesn't know what hypocrisy means
wew lad

Record. Driving under the influence of narc.

background checks will be a problem for you, which means shitty apartments and shittier jobs.

>boohoo I can't live with the consequences of my own irresponsible behavior
fuck off, we're full

No I know what hypocrisy means.
Nothing I said was hypocritical. It is apparent that YOU are the one who does not fully grasp its meaning, because at no point during our exchange did I ever:

a. endorse Donald Trump in any capacity
b. support immigration
c. refuse to support immigration

Therefore it is simply impossible for me to admit to hypocrisy, given that there isn't any you delusional fucking faggot.
I'd appreciate it if you'd keep your thoughts limited to yourself and cease putting words in others' mouths because you're hopped up on rage you insufferable faggot.
Neck yourself.

Nice bait. Canada is a myth. If you travel north from the US, you just hit the north pole eventually. There is no Canada.

Why wouldn't you be granted a visa?

t. canadian

Canada sucks eh

What background checks if I will be without papers there?

>triggered
so clarify for me:

1. Do you support Donald Trump?
2. Do you support (illegal) immigration and, if so, what are your conditions?

Because I think you're probably a Trumptard who only opposes immigrants who are brown.

cant you faggots just stay in your own shitholes?
Immigration is a meme that needs to stop

he's a criminal with no valuable education or skills.

>being this buttmad he resorts to Yea Forums buzzwords without actually presenting an argument in support of his claims of hypocrisy

into the trash you go champ

>English is this bad
you're gonna get deported so fucking fast and they'll keep your cash too dumbass.

>not denying it
I think I'm entirely correct and you are too chickenshit to prove me wrong.

His English isn't bad at all you fucking mongrel.
Jesus Christ my fellow Americans are fucking embarrassing.

No you're just reaching desperately
you're delusional
seek help

Hows your cousins pussy taste like, pussy?

IS SOMEONE GETTING THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST
THE BEST OF YOUUU?

lol his English is terrible, I know Mexicans who speak it better.

I don't have any female cousins
>sadface.png

I may be reaching but I'm not wrong am I?

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Thanks man. I will need to find good people like you around there.

Did I mention I speak Italian, Spanish and German? I'll find work goddaggit

>I come from EU, so I like to work for a living
HAHAHAHAHA

His English is 100% fine. You have ZERO idea what you are talking about you fucking pseud.
Dunning-Kruger would be ensorceled by your glaring ignorance regarding your own woefully inadequate repertoire of working knowledge.

You are embarrassing yourself and the good ol' U.S. of A.. Please cease your belligerence at once.

lol you'll get only shitty jobs because you can't pass a background check. you're just a pale Mexican basically.

>What background checks if I will be without papers there?
That sure looks 100% fine lol. But seriously, we don't need more criminal migrants with no skills.

>this desperate for attention
sorry your life is miserable shit user
maybe you should do something about it instead of bitching on Yea Forums like a faggot?
We both know that you're going to choose to sit here and bitch on Yea Forums like a faggot but fuck it if I wasn't going to try to get through to you.

I'll take it. I might not have their energy but I make up by being pinctual, not stealing and basically act like a normal person that doesnt knoe about Gangs and siht.

lol so triggered. can't help but respond can you? Why not clarify your political support in one of your inevitable responses? You know you're gonna respond to this, why not say whether or not you support Trump? I mean, obviously you're too young to vote, but still.

more 100% fine English lol

It is fine though. Guess I need to explain why.
What background checks if I will be without papers there?
Is grammatically sound. He could use a comma in there after "what background checks" but I digress; your anecdotal statement about "mexicans" speaking better English is absolutely irrelevant.
If we're going by anecdotes, I've encountered a large number of native English speakers who still struggle with wielding the language properly.
He's not going to get any funny looks, you're just a pedantic faggot who doesn't understand the difference between regional dialects and sentence structures and actual grammar.
It's embarrassing.

lmao i can only imagine your excitement that somebody is still replying to your pathetic ass
lol@urlife

English is fine if speak like Yoda you do

called it, you just can't help yourself.

Fuck off

He wasn't speaking like Yoda though, you're just reaching for any excuse you can to act like an asshole because your own real life is pretty miserable.
It's nitpicky bullshit designed specifically to put another person down to lift yourself up and it's really, really pathetic.
Kill yourself.

>"what background checks, if I will be without papers there?"
no, that's not correct in any way.

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I don't need to put him down though, he's just a criminal illegal immigrant trying to infest another country because he's too much of a fuckup to thrive in his own.

Thanks man. He's just mad because his pops wasn't allowed to go to school.

A pale mexican writes better than your whole family Tyrone. (See...you/your/you're on fleek)

fuck off we're full

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>he's still responding

Just to recap, you idiotically made the claim that I was behaving hypocritically with zero evidence to back up said claim. When I pointed out that you could not back up your incredible and false claim that I was a
>trump supporting hypocrite yadda yadda something about the borders
Even though I never said a word about any of those things.
Undeterred, you continued spewing pure drivel from your mouth as you are now in an effort to preserve your fragile ego.
>Do you support Donald Trump?
I don't have to answer your question though lol. You already made yourself look stupid and lost any "debate" making assumptions and attacking the character of a person rather than their argument.
You've not a leg to stand on which is why it's so amusing to me that you think you have any sort of upper hand.
You are inconsequential to me beyond anything other than a playtoy.

It's funny that you think you're going to get away with this. You're gonna get deported minus your savings and the inevitability of that makes me grin.

>logical fallacy
>cope
sry 4 ur insecurity

>responds compulsively
>refuses to answer the questions that will expose his hypocrisy
wew lad

I have no insecurity, I just don't want more illegals with criminal histories coming to the USA. Makes me wonder why you do though.

it's not compulsive. you are a play thing.

Oh I forgot.

I do sports in my spare time so I'm in shape. Keep your burgers, fatty.

>just keeps doing it
I'd shut up if you'd answer the questions.

it's not compulsive. you are a play thing. No amount of grandstanding is going to stop those interested from reading our exchange and seeing how insufferably stupid and deranged you are.

you're pretty insecure and it shows in the way you have to constantly put everybody down for stupid petty shit as if you are some kind of paragon of righteousness
If anybody is a hypocrite it is likely you as there are no perfect people in existence.
Did I ever mention that you should kill yourself you delusional horse fucker?

only Mexicans "do" soccer in the USA user, I guess it's fitting that you assimilate with other illegals.

I don't have to though. You're backpedaling because you're desperate to not be wrong.
You are. Deal with it.

No need to argue my future fellow compatriots (geogr. speaking lol)

Can all the toxic faggots shut the fuck up, don’t listen to these guys user. We aren’t full, most people who don’t spend 1 day outside their basement actually like foreigners, and there’s quite a few people who are going through your same situation. Yea Forums probably isn’t going to be your best bet in finding help for this because you’re just going to get all theses fags shouting shit at each other. If I had the money and the knowledge to help you out I would, but the only advice I can give you is that if you don’t mind the heat, come to Texas. People near the Austin area or surrounding towns are very nice and most would probably support you in some way if they got to know you. Best of luck coming here user, I hope you like it here if you’re able to get here.

>gave him the conditions for my surrender
>still won't answer the questions
lol you're the plaything user, you're only making yourself look weak here.

so prove me wrong, I given you the opportunity to do so.

fuck you most texas trash are very hostile to outsiders

lol this guy trying to get him shot by the border patrol. I see what you're doing user, bravo.

I don't have to answer your questions. I will not repeat this again.
You should have asked the questions first and then if I had fit your idea of a hypocrite, made your claim that I am.
Instead you opted for logical fallacy in the form of assumption and character assassination.
There is no "answering your questions." There is no longer even an argument.
Every time YOU respond to me, I smile a bit more because I know I'm driving you apeshit.
You exist on rage but it makes you miserable.
Pitiable creature.

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>won't respond again
>responds
>mfw

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>I will not repeat this again
I see that your command of the English language is tenuous at best and nonexistent at worst.

I fucking live here excuse you nobody here is as toxic as people always say. I’m trying to give some ACTUAL ADVICE.

canada we are so stupid we will even pay you when you get in just show up at the welfare office and boom you will be given healthcare subsidized housing a 3grand cheque to start out then you can choose to get a job if you like but hey dont stop there get the job but ask to be paid under the table that way you get your welfare and your work money and get all the hookers and blow you can handle

I will come with like 10k Euros. I actually thought of Texas too.

I know that a place with filled with basement rats wasn't going to be 100% fine but I got some info out of it.

Also somebody already called ICE on me because I have to do like 3 captchas before posting.

If you are fed up with Euro life it most likely means you are a "low income shit diploma" kind of faggot. What makes you think life will be any better as an illegal in US went life for lower classes is already shittier for lower US classes ?

I wouldn't have to hear another movie dubbed, so that alone is a plus.

For real now. Working how I work here, would get me more money there.

Still, even coming with cash, the most dif. thing will be rent :(

fucking lol

I understand every word in there. That alone has to make me....like....a better English speaker than most roodipoos no??

New jersian here, please don't come to our state, go to Kansas or some shit, we don't want more europoors here

>>For real now. Working how I work here, would get me more money there.

That may be the dumbest post of the week

Im talking Hours that I put in/Money that gets in. Don't get all Economist Degree Failed Wallstreet Junkie on me.

Not taking into consideration cost of living because...I'll most likely have to live in a motel for a while.

probably a disgusting southern negropean. go back to turkey you mongrel. if you're from spain, portugal, southern italy or greece, you're NOT white. the fact you didn't get a visa is proof you're not worthy of living there. long story short why would you want to move to a shitty third world country anyway?