Yea Forums, I had enough of this EURO life. I want to come to the US...

Yea Forums, I had enough of this EURO life. I want to come to the US. They won't give me a VISA so I have to cross on the low.
I know how tough you are against foreigners but hear me:

I come from EU, so I like to work for a living
White, so you know I shower
Eat pork so no Allahualbahaca.

Here's my question now: how would it be easier to cross? From Mexico or through Canada?

Id like from Canada because cartel beheadings.

Let me hear you Yea Forums and in no time I might share photos of my Cuban girl waiting 4 me in Miami.

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join some mafia or something and end up breaking legs in new jersey. see if you can work in some ethnic connection to a particular mafia like russian or armenian or at least fool them well enough.

Oh I see. It's a test? I'm not Eastern. I'm from the good EU. Western.

I mean how do you plan to cross?

fuck off you unskilled cunt. If you were useful, they'd give you a visa.

>I'm from the good EU. Western.
You mean from one of the muslim-infested countries?

OP escapes Europe to avoid beheading by the muslims, gets beheaded by the cartels. Kek

Go fuck yourself, commie.

Idk what triggered you guys so much? Was it the shower thing?

It doesnt matter. We started on the wrong foot.

It's easier to cross from Canada? Is it even posible?

This is the kind of people I need in this thread. Normal critical thinking guys. Your focus is ill shifted though. Focus on that Canadian border. I can get a Visa to Canada. Then what?

no, it's because you're unworthy of a visa which means you're no better than a wetback.