Help! I got a Rape-X condom stuck to my dick. How do I get it off without going to a doctor?

>frozen water

What do you think I did?

ask a priest for help during your confession. he isn't allowed to tell it to anyone and he's needs to help people in need

Well, your trapped, and there's only two options.
1) turn yourself in
2) lose your dick

dremel with a cutting wheel and A LOT of patience

a dremel tool with cutoff wheel, patience and steady hand

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I didnt even know those were a thing but im glad it got you

STOP RAPING INNOCENT CHILDREN YOU MONSTERS

Wait for your cock to go flaccid and pull the condom back. It's not that hard; the barbs only face one way.