Help! I got a Rape-X condom stuck to my dick. How do I get it off without going to a doctor?

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What do you think I did?

ask a priest for help during your confession. he isn't allowed to tell it to anyone and he's needs to help people in need

Well, your trapped, and there's only two options.
1) turn yourself in
2) lose your dick

dremel with a cutting wheel and A LOT of patience

a dremel tool with cutoff wheel, patience and steady hand

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I didnt even know those were a thing but im glad it got you

STOP RAPING INNOCENT CHILDREN YOU MONSTERS

Wait for your cock to go flaccid and pull the condom back. It's not that hard; the barbs only face one way.

pics or it didnt happen

cut it off

The rape x never went onto the live market.

>Hey mom can you buy me one of those antirape thingies for my 8th birthday

I don't know. What material are they made of? You should be able to break/cut it.

you break your fingers then slit your wrists for being a waste of life i would kill you if i could faggot

This is the best course of action for sure

you should be taken to the middle of your town and beaten instead for being a rapist piece of shit

Straight-edge cutters, patience, and a steady hand.

tell the story of how you got it stuck, why don't you OP

RAPE
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IMPREGNATE

Just rip it off in one quick motion like a band-aid.
Post results.

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>ask a priest for help during your confession. he isn't allowed to tell it to anyone and he's needs to help people in need
Priest probably has one of his own due to boy didling. It only takes one altar boy to shove one up his arse.

wtf Yea Forums how has no one asked yet. Pic and timestamp or didn't happen

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Looks like you got what was coming to you

This

Pics or GTFO.

Yeah, but what if he has a weak prostate and can't cum that far?

Get fucked rapist
Have fun being dickless
TOP FUCKING LEL

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>Rape-X condom

the #1 way to turn a rape
into a murder
then a rape

Not bringing a real skin dildo, and shoving that in the bitch first, you deserve it.

Use a pair of dykes and cut it off a piece at a time.

I agree with

No, a pair of dykes or sheet metal snips are safer, and should fit between the trap and his cock. A Dremel tool is too unpredictable, You never know when it's gonna snag or which way it will go if it does.

see

Yes, the barbs only face one way. They're designed to do their damage when the guy pulls out. That means that hard or flacid, pulling the thing off is when the damage will be done. That is as it should be.

prove it faggot

Shhhh!
Spoil sport!

that's a bit gay

No problem. The Rape-X is made of polycarbonate, so just submerge it in a solution of CHCl3 and hit it with the ol' ultrasonic for 1-2 days. You'll be fine, mate.

Go limp

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RapeX sounds like a terrible idea. I'm imagining it like this:

>Rapist gonna rape
>If the victim complies and doesn't resist, he might allow her to live
>Rapist sticks his dick into the RapeX trap, is in horrible pain, and then proceeds to brutally beat the woman to death