I give good advice

Should i get back together with my ex?

At home? They’re probably all slow and painful without a gun.
Go find something y’all to jump off.

Absolutely not.
Second chances never work out.

She won't take you anyway

That being said, you can usually get birches to do crazy shit if they’re trying to win you back...

electicution

Easier said than done. I'm a drug addict with an disability which doens't let me do sports to get my mind of drugs, so I end up doing them and getting dumber everyday.
I have no idea what to study, even though I'm fairly ok in school and have many possibilties.

Any advice on how to go from there?

>ib4 ever thought of not doing drugs?

Depends on who is initiating.

I was a functional drug addict for years and am still a functional alcoholic.
See my previous advice about getting your shit together.
Just out of curiosity, what is your disability?

I started doing drugs too young and my body disformed as it grew, so now my shoulder pans are too small for my arm bone and they pop out by minor traumas such as throwing a ball.
I had my third surgery two months ago in three years and can't move my arms.
It'll be ok in a few weeks again and then I can start riding my bike and can go back to work, but right now I haven't got anything than doing drugs and being constantly confronted with me being a useless piece of shit with no plans.

Make some plans.
Think long term and try to minimize your spending.
Having money is an important part of having your shit together.
That includes drugs, set a budget and stick to it.

Money isn't a problem. I like working and I worked more than is legal in my country (germany). I'm speaking of 23h shifts. So I got a lot stored up and out of reach so I can't spend it for useless shit. I try to motivate me by telling myself what I managed in my past. I did many drugs and I now only do alcohol and weed daily and occasionaly ritalin. I'm clean from coke 10 months and I've started doing it since 15 y/o and earned a status in drug trading and got many highly ranked drug contacts in my town (hamburg). Though I don't want that life anymore and it feels like I hit a dead end.
Does anybody have a legal job which is like selling drugs? I only delivered large amounts and made a lot of money in one meeting.

You’re not going to make the same money at a legal job as you do peddling drugs.
What’s your skill set?

I'm not especially smart but I tend to commit the right descisions (mostly). I can wrap people around my finger and I can combine things. I'm not the dominant type in arguments but I managed to win rivalrys by getting myself into a higher positions by getting strong friends. I'm addaptive and I can pretend to be someone I'm not.
The thing is I don't know were I would fit in. I never did anywhere but have friends everywhere. I'm labelled as the awkward, but nice guy.
I suck at maths and can't wright very well, but I do have a talent to get myself in really fucked up situations.

I've felt kinda shitty lately and on impulse I bought some LSD. I don't really want to do it, but there is part of me that does. Should I?

I did a bunch of it.
I have regrets. I’d steer clear of it if I was you.

No and yes. It can fuck you up if you're not ready for it or it can be great.
I did 6 grams shrooms once and I've never been the same.

should a buy a new jeep wrangler?

Probably look into a sales or marketing job/school.

Never buy a new vehicle. Check into lease returns. Way better deal and Jeep’s don’t really change year to year.

NO! Buying a new car is a waste of money, fucking buy a used one.

you expect me to sit in a seat that someone else has farted in?

Don’t ask advice then.
Do what you want.

I thought about that, I just can't believe anybody will get happy doing that. I would fucking go insane inside of cubicle.

Yeah.. If you're so fancy then why not buy a private airplane?

Life isn’t about not going crazy.
It’s more about keeping the crazy at a dull roar.

i've already got one. duh.

Oh god thats depressing.

i'm a 45 year old male and i like wearing women's clothes. should i come out to my family?

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Just how it is.
Being depressed about it is a choice.

I’d recommend you stop wearing women’s clothes.

>Being depressed about it is a choice.
Yeah I agree to that, though there has to be more than to work for fucking nothing.

You work for money.
Period.

y tho? it makes me happy.

Well I wouldn't tell them you're wearing women's clothes, but I would come out as gay.
You're 45, you can live 50% of your life as the gay guy.

Loom dude, even 45 year old women don’t look good in women’s clothes.
If you’re cross dressing you’re obviously not happy.

might aswell kill myself then

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i just want to be me :(

duh. i'm happy when i'm wearing a dress, heels, hose, panties and a wig.

That’s an option.

GF is experiencing a falling out with her friend group and I'm worried she'll get very clingy and depend with me as a result if they go nuclear.

Wat do?

Don’t worry about it until it’s a reality.
If it happens, dump her and fuck somebody from her former friend group.

post pic of gf's feet

People use all kinds of excuses for the failures.
Upbringing, gender, location, their boss...
Truth is your failures are squarely on you.

where did i blame someone? where did i say i failed?

When you said you were a 45 year old man wearing women’s clothing.

Brutal. They're pretty big whores so itd be possible but gf is genuinely very nice and it would destroy her. My dick entertains that idea tho

If she’s so nice why are her friends ditching her?

i didn't blame anyone and i didn't say i failed. try again.

If you’re confident in that then come out to your family.

how can i be in a relationship with a poor asian woman without getting divorce raped?

Pre nup

Birth control, too.

strawman :)

Do your a dyke 8 year old.

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The only reason why someone would fear revealing something of that nature is the potential to be perceived as a failure.

Don’t understand the question.
Try again in English.

not about failure. it's about rejection and abandonment.

I have two trans relatives.
They’re fucking morons, just like most trans people I encounter.
I love and accept them, but they’re still morons.

Cunt roommate is a retard with money. shes playing victim that she cant effort the apt and playing the violin with how depressed she is and a mess. Because GF is busy and cant have dinner with them every night or get fucked up and party all the time, they're gaslighting her and saying shes a bad influence

Made me realize many women are retarded and I finally see how a lot of guys report getting sexual favours to uphold female roommates rent

non sequitur

Sounds petty.

You don’t want advice, you just want to be a faggot. Good luck with that.

but i'm not attracted to men

How to get over a depression?

You probably won’t. Learn to minimize it by avoiding as many depressing things as possible. A lot of your depression probably has to do with your failure to have your shot together.

how do i get over a girl
it's been a week and i still think about her

Search for meaning, not happiness. Happiness is a fleeting emotional state not meant to be relied on, hence some of the most historically intelligent men on the planet advising against it and inventing stoicism.

Read meditations from Marcus aurelius

Don’t read shit. Nobody knows shit about shit in regards to your life.
Especially some dead Roman guy.

1. Make sure she's oriental Asian and not "westernized"

2. Make sure she's not a bar girl, massage girl, prostitute, etc. (massage girl, maybe, but you gotta be lucky... if she's poor, she's probably not doing handy's and blowies, so you may have a shot that she's decent).

3. Preferably pick a Buddhist who actually practices the religion actively.

4. Choose really carefully. Spend a lot of time with her and get to know her well.

5. Don't be the kind of asshole that women want to divorce. Treat her well and be good company, and she would not have any reason to want to leave you.

6. Do not ever take her to live in your home country. This is the reason for about 80% of divorces involving western men marrying asian women from asia. Over here, you are special. In your own country you're not. So they'll realize this if you take them to your country. They'll see more opportunity, and they'll get their heads filled up with feminist nonsense by other women unless you're lucky and she has a brain that works.

7. Don't even think about cheating on her unless you *really* want to feed the ducks.

Basically if you're not an asshole, you should do okay. They're a lot better than most American, Australian, British, or European women (including those of Asian descent). This is because they still think, talk, act, and look like women. Most of them can cook, know massage, are naturally super-flexible, don't bitch or nag, love to fuck, etc. Most. Not all. And they get worse the more north or west you go. Chinese is the worst possible choice, followed by Korean. Chinese girls just don't tend to care enough, and Koreans have high expectations and are too money-oriented.

Ok not OP, but then you're just ill

Holy Weeaboo...

OP here
This

why? you seem to be the one that has a problem with me dressing like a woman.

But people beat depression. It's a defeatable disease

It’s problematic.
Lots of people have problems with trannies.
Most people have problems with trannies.

Umm, no.
They manage depression.
It’s different.

I can't find meaning in life honestly, sometimes I just want to end it and get it over with.

problematic to whom? how does my wearing women's clothes effect you?

How does my finding it problematic effect you

That’s realistic.
You’re just taking up space before you become worm dirt. There really isn’t any meaning.

strawman. you said me dressing like a woman is problematic. explain.

Nope. I live in Asia because I came here as a reporter. Met a decent girl and everything worked out well. The mistake most people make when they come here is they flash money around and try to play the big shot, because it's their one chance to pretend to be Mr Moneybags from Monopoly. But that's exactly the wrong thing to do if you don't want to be taken advantage of or scammed. If anything, pretend to be much poorer than you are and that way you'll know if the girl is into you or your money. And I literally said that girls get worse as you go north, so I don't think I qualify as a weeb, since that rules out Japan entirely. I have lived in Indonesia, Singapore, Malaysia, Thailand, Laos, Vietnam, Korea, and Japan, so I have experience to know what I am talking about, and also have seen thousands of disappointed westerners who come here and make the same dipshit mistakes. Your insult was pointless and made zero contribution to the discussion, but eh, you're 14, so I can't really hold it against you.

In most any species if one sec attempted to impersonate the other they would end up dead.
Why?
Because it’s not an accepted behavior in a fundamental biological sense.
Also arguing with trannies is like herding cats...

got a viable link to support this bullshit? also, you didn't answer how it effects you.

Female lion pretends to be male lion. Tries to assert dominance over actual male lion. Gets rekt.
Don’t be the moron who insists on sources for everything.

so no viable link. got it. you still haven't answered how me wearing women's clothes has any effect on you.

Seeking validation for your faggotry from me is going nowhere. I’m the norm. Most people find trannies disturbing.

strawman again. you can't answer. those who claim to be normies are not. i'm not a trannie. i'm a crossdresser. learn the difference.

All the same to me.
Faggotry is faggotry.

stupid people think that way

Maybe someday humans will evolve to accept this behavior. As of now the vast majority of humans are disgusted by it.

Cyinide

you still can't tell me how it effects you

Quick but agonizing.

Ehhh let the Faggot feel pain

Ignore the nihilist faggot. The meaning is there, you just haven't found it. Begin by structuring your life in the most basic way so that you can say you're not a lazy bastard. Adopt meditation to disassociate from yourself and give you an objective view of reality separate from your depressive ego. Always start with a foundation.

>how it affects me

The baphomet feeds off your gay energy and is empowered. Hes probably more powerful than Lucifer because of you (and feminists sacrificing children). Oh wow how does it affect me