Do we even really need to wipe? I was in the john at work yesterday and I took a dump...

I MeAn It'S nOt LiKe IlL dIe FrOm nOt WaShInG My HaNdS

Yeah so what?

no its fucking icky

I wear the same clothes a lot so no I'm not about to walk around with shit crusted layering in my pants

Yeah that's kinda worse than my ass having shit crust in it, i believe. Just my opinion. You where the same gross clothes every day? Now i feel better about my thing.

you think sweat and dead skin cells are more repugnant than walking around with shit on your body like a kindergartener? the fuck?
user, seek mental help.

Okay but that doesn't make sense fag. How is dead akin cells and all of that shit worse than a little bit of shit still in my ass, like barely at all?

read what you just typed.
>How is dead akin cells and all of that shit worse than a little bit of shit still in my ass
I'm saying the shit is worse, you fucking illiterate autist.

you're just rationalizing user, nothing you're saying has any validity.
because you have the discipline of a small child who doesn't understand hygiene.

>Do we even really need to wipe?
Of course, you fucking neanderthal.

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Okay well you're still a fag and i don't think it's bad to have just a little tad bit of shit in my ass.

Okay well can you explain why? Or maybe how not wiping is really that fucking bad?
I don't see how it's that terrible to everyone. Plus no one even knew about it at work.

>you're just rationalizing user, nothing you're saying has any validity.

>because you have the discipline of a small child who doesn't understand hygiene.

Nobody at work noticed any smell or anything.

user makes a pretty good point about which parts of your body you need to keep clean. I don't want crap going anywhere near my hands, even if there is a thin, easily breakable layer of toilet paper between it. Why risk it?

So really, can anyone answer what is so bad about having poop IN your butt? Just a tiny bit around the anus? Why does our society obsess over the need for a clean anus?

That's exactly what I'm saying.
What's wrong with just a little tiny bit of shit on my asshole?

My ass hair is super thick so it's like shitting through a cheese grater so in my case, yes i need to wipe. A lot

You're one of those fucks that smells like shit. Everyone notices, they just don't say anything.

Shit on your ass, shit in your brains.

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Okay why the fuck didn't they say anything then gaylord?

Social graces

Also people want to keep their asshole clean because people have sex (something you don't know about) and dirty assholes during sex isn't fun

uhh, or if they did, they didn't feel it was necessary to say
>hey user, did you wipe? you smell like shit.

ffs you're a giblet

Tell me about your shower, OP. So you have one of those sort of detachable head things that lets you maneuver around, spray wherever you want? That must be convenient, and feel really nice at the end of the day when you're spraying it all off.

Calling bullshit. In the (paraphrased) words of George Carlin:
"What's with people washing their god damn hands all the time? You know when I was my hands? When I get shit on them. How often does that happen? Maybe once a week."

If you're not getting shit on your hand at least once a week, then you've probably got some sort of autism.

the funny thing is, opthis is more literal than you think. when you stop wiping your fat stupid ass, that bacteria you don't see is going to wreak havoc on your brain, your oral cavity and your throat once you pick your nose and eat your boogers enough (we know you do)

literally giving yourself early onset parkinsons if you don't practice good hygiene relating to fecal matter. we've known this shit for a long time

Well one time I forgot to wipe cause a fire alarm went off so I had poopybutthole disease and that shit made my asshole all itchy and rashy my wife had to put asshole cream on it to go away

Try psyllium fiber and never wipe again.

You won't die, but your cancer patient coworker might, asshole.

Oh they knew. They knew you didnt wipe and were disgusted but since they didnt want to embarrass you they kept silent. But everyone at your work knows you didnt wipe your ass and you smelt like a bum for the remainder of the day.

Of course you need to wipe you fucking dumbass absolute mongoloid you pathetic exuse for a life form the fungus growing in a hobos anus is smarter than you get out if my sight before I demolish you

Must be pretty embarrassing for a teacher to walk around like that.

Okay seriously though. Did you all forget that an asshole can be washed?

What if you wipe your ass correctly and eat your boogers?

Exactly. They're acting like you're going to bed like that.

you only need 4 sheets anyway:
- pre clean
- main clean
- fine clean
- polish

pros can even accomplish that same result with 2 sheets, by turning them over

also, all trolling aside, eat more fibers and it just plops out and you're done.
or have a sixxfag at hand that licks everything up

You know OP after so many years of wiping, I seem to have managed to perfect the art enough to the point where the chances of getting feces on my hand, fingers or under my fingernails or wherever else is very slim. Maybe once a year or less. Apart from that after you go to the loo you wash your hands, that’s just common hygeine.

Therefore I think you are retarded OP, and thus cannot understand why we must clean ourselves after poo poo.

>if you dont get shit on your hands when you wipe once a week you must have autism
Yeah I think ill stay autistic then

Okay, you've managed to wipe without getting your hands too dirty, but you still haven't answered why it's so necessary in the first place? What's so important about having a presentable anus? I mean, if you have a date, sure, but just walking around? Why's that such a priority?

>common hygiene

what about preventable disease do you not get?

To not smell like shit and feel comfortable? Although the latter doesn’t seem to apply to you.

That sounds like a strerch, user.
I've had to scrub my ass a lot

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>Poop in the place where poop is for a couple of extra hours
>Disease

The virgin ass crapper never even responded back. LMAAAOO I’m dyin fam

poop is in your colon. other than you, only homeless people have shit on their asses normally

Hey, for all you know he's with an open-minded woman who looks like Jennifer Connelly and isn't so judgmental. Being intimate with her after he showers.

Okay OP here, if i were to have sex I'd clean my ass up before i even talk to a girl.
Besides i like escorts anyway.
What's the big deal.

Come on, man. You can do better than escorts. You don't think Paul Bettany wipes?

I've been wiping my ass for 32 years and I've never gotten shit under my fingernails

What the hell is wrong with you

What the hell do you wipe with, a wrench? Do you wear rubber gloves? It's not that hard to figure out. Toilet paper is really thin, Dr. Robotnik over here.

>wipe with maximum force, user
>ALWAYS USE MAXIMUM FORCE

How?

Yes we need to wipe retard
>work in heat
>sweat and get swampass
>instead of having ball soup you now have ball shit soup

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What kind of underpants do you wear?

>rreeeeeeeeeeeeee
sage'd

But if swampass and ball soup are already gross, and you're going to shower anyway, is just a little bit of crap in the colon that much worse?