Ocean Warriors start to attack your fortified island shelter. There seem to be 4 of them as far you can tell, who knows how many more there may be. Dubs decides next action
Ocean Warriors start to attack your fortified island shelter. There seem to be 4 of them as far you can tell...
(Spiritual successor to previous island thread)
Take stock of equipment
You take stock and remember all of the items you've collected: a poop dagger, a survival knife, a metal box, some ass-hair trimmings, a bottle-message, and a picture of an actor
put the ass trimmings in the metal box and... start a fire? contain the ass smoke and use it to knock out the warriors.
reroll
stab one with poop dagger he gets sick and dies
Read the bottle-message
not dubs, but this is what it said in the original thread, of which this is a continuation of
stab one of them with a stick
run at one with a knife
Climb tree and throw coconuts at them while praying for a tsunami
Oh fuck. Reynold, our survivalist in the tree looks down upon the sea negros as a storm comes ans wipes them out
this lmao
Anus vacuum sucks them all up leaving their weapons behind to defend with incase more come
Roll
Roll dont die on me thread
WHIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
ocean warriors immediatly die from river aids that kills them every time they exit water
Tie hairs together and around the dagger to make a deadly lasso. Kill all invaders
This guy.....
Alright, one sec...
You manage to somehow braid the ass-hairs together and fashion a make-shift rope, which you tie to the poop knife and whirl around your head in a flurry. You catch two of the ocean warriors, the other two look wary and you get the sense more are about to arrive.
Dubs decides wat do
Open the metal box, which reveals to contain a...
Oh shit found ak-47 on the otherside of the island that works and 100k rounds of ammunition
Portal off this fucking island finally made it home
Box was opened in prev. thread, had the knife and some material that the original shelter was built out of. Later a boat was requisitioned from a n e g r o c h a p , sailed to a 3rd world country, and then back to this island where it was destroyed, and used to fortify the shelter.
My fault, didn't include any kind of recap with the OP, but whatever if you're in this thread you're following along
In that case, I fucking yeet the metal box with my tard strength at the nearest ocean warrior
shake tree and see what falls out
reroll
Throw caution to the wind and read whats in the bottle message
Gets hit in the head by a coconut
reroll
Grab my bottle message and forcibly shove it around the nearest ocean warriors cranial dildo
Reroll
this
Jake paul washes ashore
roll
dats it mang
Message has been revealed already, go reread thread.
Alrighty, one sec...
Fuck him in the ass
(Btw, I just want to say I am absolutely shit at this and have no experience, but who tf cares)
Suddenly Jake Paul washes ashore, distracting the remaining two ocean warriors and buying you more time to think. Meanwhile, another two ocean warriors begin crawling out of the sea on the west shore
And apparently a white void inexplicably materializes beneath the ocean as well
jake paul resurrects and kills the niggers
I think you forgot the shiny metal object we found in the water when we swam out.
Oh I thought that was the box that had the shiz in it
I don't think. I remember the metal object being small enough our island survivor held it in his hand. It looked to have a spherical shape by the picture drawn
roll
Using Jake Pauls waterlogged corpse as a floatie, I use my improvised asshair lasso shitdagger as a propellor and gtfo of the island
reroll
Alrighty then
Also included in your list of items is a strange, small, metal, spherical object of mysterious origin you found floating in the surf.
oops, fixed
cut down tree with knife/sword and it falls perfectly on two ocean warriors
damnit stop taking all the dubs OP
...
Fuck, sorry
Start scraping my hairy sack against the coconut tree for no particular reason whatsoever
I'm just trying to help OP
I think this is great and a lot of fun, thanks.
also if dubs, we attempt to convince ocean warriors we're actually a God and should be worshiped.
re roll
eat the two dead ocean warriors to show superiority
Paint yourself red with the blood of your enemies.
roll
Also going to instate this rule going forward
this but make a boat out of tree and set sail for africa
Declare a truce with ocean warriors.
roll
steve violently rapes one of the warriors instantly breeding a new super race of beings
...
Donald trump washes ashore
rolling this bcuz I also appreciate this shit, and being worshipped as a god would be best choice
Alright, just a sec
Also if I came across as passive aggressive it was totally unintentional, I'm 100% for keeping the continuity accurate if we can
tik tok mother fucker
op is working
(Alright fuck that was a tall order)
Steve appears and brutally rapes one of the ocean warriors silly, impregnating him with triplets
After an undisclosed amount of time...
The United States of America bomb the crap out of the island. Everyone dies and deintegrates.
>impregnating him
ok retard
rollerino
You find yourself facing 3 near-perfect beings, as well as the two ocean warriors from before. 3 and 4 were rape murdered by Steve.
roll
rollo
I mean, just rolling with the logic of the original comment here
start a cocaine farm
oh damn
Make the island an anime waifu
the freeloaders build a boat
we got 'em:
Reroll
Shove the poop dagger up your ass and Jack off to the celebrity picture as you sing the USSR national anthem.
Op takes too god damn long
RAPE EVERYTHING
a new island emerges. It has a nice flap pole with a nazi flag on it. It is also bigger, so that OP can draw more things in a more comfortable way
dude, open more threads. Don't stay in 1. That's how Yea Forums works. NYPA. Are you some newfag zoomer?
but the new genetic super race of steve inbred monsters survives as well as do we inside the shelters underground nuclear bomb resistant shelter.
...
...
the fridge lands on another island next door
...
new island with cocaine and strippers
rollerino, my amigo
reroll, caracol
...
rerolla, Coca-Cola
get into a massive orgy with the rest of your crew and go out in pleasure
okay
Alright one more and then somebody else take over this shit
the girls start to make out
So it shall be. Last one from me, somebody feel free to step in and keep it going afterward
Alright, I'm outie. Who's brave enough to take the reigns?
Steve mutants come back