>Stab a dog in the throat: Animal murderer
>Stab a pig in the throat: Circle of life
>Cut a rhino's horns off: "Poacher scum! Hang him!"
>Cut a bull's horns off: De-horning
>Hack a dog's tail off: Demented animal torturer
>Hack a lamb's tail off: Tail docking
>Shove your fist up a cat's vagina and pump her full of semen: Perverted, twisted, animal molester
>Shove your fist up a cow's vagina and pump her full of semen: Artificial insemination
>Lock a cat in a cage for 5 months: Animal abuser
>Lock a pig in a gestation crate for 5 months: Quality-assured pork
>Kill a lion and pose in a photo with the corpse: Demonised across the world's media
>Kill a pig and pose in a photo with the corpse: "Nice! What time does the BBQ start?"
>Breed dogs for the sole purpose of slitting their throats: "What an abhorrent and sickening idea! Shut this place down!"
>Breed turkeys for the sole purpose of slitting their throats: "They were bred for that purpose!"
>Herd dogs into a gas chamber: Nazi
>Herd pigs into a gas chamber: Food chain
>Boil a dog alive: Savage; uncivilised; grotesque
>Boil a lobster alive: Fine dining
>Shoot a dog in the head with a bolt gun: Monstrous barbarism
>Shoot a cow in the head with a bolt gun: Humane
>Free a dog from a Chinese dog meat farm: Hero
>Free a rat from an experimentation lab: Terrorist
>Condemn someone for harming dogs and cats: Kind-hearted, compassionate soul
>Condemn someone for harming pigs and cows: Militant; religious fanatic; forcing your views on others
>Pack dogs onto a crowded truck for a gruelling 1,000 mile journey to be slaughtered abroad: "Animal torturer! Scum!"
>Pack sheep onto a crowded truck for a gruelling 1,000 mile journey to be slaughtered abroad: Exporting goods
>Pull a parrot's feathers off: Sick individual
>Pull a goose's feathers off: "Wow, these pillows are so comfy."
>Strip a dog's skin off and wear it: Depraved; psychotic
>Strip a cow's skin off and wear it: Fashion statement