YLYL/BETA MALE CRINGE THREAD!
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Where is the cringe in that pic?
I know this is a YLYL thread but holy fuck, what’s wrong with drinking out of a jug of water? If he’s thirsty he’s thirsty. And what the fuck does being white have to do with drinking from a gallon of water? Seriously I don’t fucking understand. Lol. This shit is so fucking gay.
So sad
Wyte boi b maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad
Rolling for dubs
faggot
roll
rollin
rollin
She’s probably ugly and fat tho. Social media generation is the worst
cruel
He’s not 5 foot 8 lol
Clearly American lol
Roll it
Some ones gonna get raped
i'll roll
Nothing that bitch is crazy.
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I feel sorry for this chick. Like what is going on in your life that this pisses you off?
No fucking way this is real.
Brilliant.
>cuck shed
Did you just say "CRINGE THREAD", OP?
is 5'10 the manlet cut off now? Am I safe?
Bulls aren't from the jungle.
jesus fucking christ say's sedoku yourself and take her with you
Did someone tell you it was below 6 ft? It’s always been 5’10 and lower
Rol
Ouch!
>
chink get
roll
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There's nothing wrong with teaching your family how to defend themselves from terries
roll alicea
lmao, top kek
Tiger baby
Fuck you
Whhhat
>No fingers on the triggers
Fine lad there
Faggot
After that I would have told her were not friends anymore and hows that for escaping the friend zone.
Why do blacks hate clean water?
Rolly
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6 feet isn't average female height, not even close
Stop reposting that, you mental retard
euroPOOR spotted. How does it feel knowing that you're inferior?
>that guy
>5'8
>6'0
>average female height
literal retard article
sure
Fufufufu.
lol lets do it
He looks more like Riff Raff from The Rocky Horror Picture Show than he does The Joker.
Roll
>cuck shed
KEK the sun needs to hurry up and supernova
He’s got a fair point
faggot.
faggot
alpha af
fuck you op, piss off
Rolllllli
rell
What point?
I'd literally abandon that trash ho. Not worth my time
Debating with myself if I would go through with fucking a tiger or not
alpha
Severe cringe warning.
>if I knew girls irl who actually spoke to me
I'm surprised you popped the dick out of your mouth long enough to type that. Does your jaw hurt?
Stay mad, kid.
faggot
j k rollin
Lol cause it's healthy To drink water especially a gallon in 2 hour
Lol nice. Talk shit, deflect, and run away. A true alpha..
punk ass
kill me
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
llor
Calm down there top shot, I was a United States Marine and first why the hell would you even bother with our gear when you have the complete funding of the Navy? Unless you are Lyudmila Pavlichenko who died in 74 and also was a woman Soviet Sniper with 304 confirmed kills, or perhaps you are the ghost of Marine Scout Sniper Adelbert F. Waldron since you state that you are an American who subsequently holds the record for the highest number of confirmed kills for any American sniper in history with 109 confirmed kills. It’s called a stolen valor act for a reason you disgust me MAGGOT! So lay off Space dirt with your super secret missions and propaganda bullshit There is a reason why Seals are called silent professionals you scum bag wannabe piece of shit. Edit: And you’re not Chris Kyle who only has 160 confirmed kills as a navy seal so…
Damn, triggered so easily
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
What in tarnation
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Indeed.
What a buncha thots
Rell
Seconded
Rull
Of course this faggot's from Portland. God I hate this city so much
>OP going full retard with absolutely no patience whatsoever
god damnit, you really are dumb
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kid.
Roll baby
:3
Why are women like this?
Is it because they spent the majority of their childhoods playing with dolls, so they feel like they can treat others like dolls as well?
ROLL
chupame la pija colorado
...
Rolling
faggot. Roll.
my nigga thirsty
faggot
Moms got an AK-S
this burning guy is pretty beta cringe
U retarded or something?
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
rollllll
rolllllllllllll
starting a beta male cringe thread off with a based alpha
Schlatt please release him from the cuck shed
if he buys a coin
Roll
because they drink piss
you misspelled coolaid
Rollin for 8
Too bad they lost their Vegas home in a forclosure
6'1" chad reporting in. how're my favorite manlets doing?
Fuck
lets see
>tfw 6'3
what is this from?
I'm 5'9" and dripping in pussy. Literally fucked some guys wife last week after meeting her at a work thing for like 3 hours and she was pretty hot.
Roast me.
can i get a uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh pot brownie and a uhhhhhh crack burger
Die straight white male. POC never get thirst
Sooo.. preshush POC bbies never get thirsty? You guys must be Gods among men to not feel thirst!
Would you like some Homo Fries with that?
yeah sure
Idk seems kinda cool to me
Oh hell yeah
reminder, his comic was a guy avoding a gay guy first time round, now hes a girl
rool
Yeet
Rolling
Funniest shit ITT
Reroll
I’m 5’7 130lb
Roll
You know when you hate someone so every little innocuous things they do annoys you?
Look at the jacket he's wearing and you'll understand why every innocuous thing he does makes her hate him... but it's all projection and pretense.
roooooooolllllllllllllloooooooo
Rolling.
rollin for dubs bois lets go
I'll have a pan seared baby with the vomit salad, some diarrhea soup and hows the abortion waste looking today?
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He looks it.
FAGGOT
Now that's goof betamale cringe...
That's absolutely fucked up.
>not understanding thats the joke
>literal retard poster
> literal literal
> literal
> LITERAL
Micro Roll
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all them triggered niceguys
Literal tripperoll
Faggot
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That's cringeworthy? Do that shit all the time when I have to work in the heat
what is gringe worthy in this pic
The brother taking the pic.
sure
rollll
Rollin
Aight gimme gimme
No, it's just a smart move from the woman, and a dumb one from the man. In an utilitarian way.
These are pretty good...
Faggot
i liked that
A new copypasta, or a dumbass who got b8ed?
You're on Yea Forums, that should be enough to get you a reality check
this guy is a fucking idiot
she probably didn't even pity fuck him, not like he deserves it
die wanna be american
> Sloan
I assume it's a spambot, because it happens in every ylyl
right
Has anyone else ever pissed on one of these?
I don't even need anyone to tell me to call you a faggot, faggot.
They will be able to protect themselves from home invaders.
ROL
kek
This shit gets me every time.
People are so weird.
Rrrrrrroooollllll
SEE THAT THATS A TRIPLE DUBS COMBO. You faggot
This dude sexually abused the daughter. It was in the news.
Most people like this comic the first time they see it, but when its constantly posted like it is, you slowly lose interest
>don't ignore me rancid swine
alpha
YEETUS
hey vincent adultman! is it fun doing business?
here we go
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references
Dont worry she realized that if this dude is cool enough to be a mutual partner in all of this he can eventually fuck her daughter.
She had to make these claims to stop him
savage
Roller
I’ll just have some heroin water please
Roll
Alpha af
roll
faggot
Rollan
Rollll
this thread confirms that zoomers have ruined the internet
do you anons know the story behind this image?
Yeah, and the entire population of Africa like Jesus Christ
>rancid swine
a fucking classic
Rollin
not only the internet, i feel everything is getting bland with a glaze of contemporary glam
Rollin
faggot
Does the dumb cunt not know what a camelback is? It's literally sitting next to the jug, the guy likely runs to and from school. The jacket should be enough of a tell he's either a vet or ROTCfag.
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That wasn't women at all it was me in various disguises after spiking you with ecstasy you faggot
This is a very sad thread
Perfect
Your post cringes me the fuck out becuz i know you try to force your unfunny meme
Lost
Topkek
Fine roll
i always look at this to see who uses guerilla vs gorilla
are traps gay? well, if you can't see the dick, you don't know if it's a trap.
>schrödinger's fag
Actual fake story outbound.
>Be me.
>25 at the time.
>Beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him.
>Pathological fear of girls since some bitch mind fucked me.
>Have a younger sister, 13 at the time.
>My sister is boy crazy, really wants to date a guy named Ray Pist.
>Announces that she's "seeing him".
>Father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>Few days later, brings the dude home.
>Tall, scrawny freak with swastika tattoo on forehead.
>Visible shrimp dick.
>My father and I tell him he's "walked into the courtroom".
>Discuss for a few minutes.
>They go out.
>Dad tells me, "it's not going to last, his dick is tiny".
>Sis comes home.
>Announces it was "fun".
>Around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated an 11 year old girl.
>She's worried that he secretly wants this girl back.
>About a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother.
>"He drugged me and raped me while I was unconscious".
>Tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg.
>Tell my father this.
>Laughs uncontrollably.
>MFW my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down.
It's not a bot. Confront him and he reply.
Please someone tell Colson that his place is between an Alpha's legs, being a submissive cocksucker to a real man.
I've been searching for someone to just insult me, call me a fag, etc.
I'm about to snort my last line before returning to my "normal life" and I'd love to end the session by being called what I really am.
Take your meds paki freak
I want to molest children
i read that as i want (You) to Monday children kek
Samefag. Cringey as fuck
molest*
The ray spammer admit to be attracted to kids.
please call colson a dumb fag, i know its a weird request user
rollerriiiino
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I still lmao at your pathetic life.
Fucking lost kek
Roll
Rollerino
rollin
niggers lol
roooolllllll
Nig that's my old high school
The only way this could be more BASED, if they were out hunting niggers as a family activity.
that is probably the most depressing thing I have seen on here in a while
Jesus. That guy REALLY needs a friend.
Cranebo Cranebo Cranebo
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Calm down there top shot, I was a United States Marine and first why the hell would you even bother with our gear when you have the complete funding of the Navy? Unless you are Lyudmila Pavlichenko who died in 74 and also was a woman Soviet Sniper with 304 confirmed kills, or perhaps you are the ghost of Marine Scout Sniper Adelbert F. Waldron since you state that you are an American who subsequently holds the record for the highest number of confirmed kills for any American sniper in history with 109 confirmed kills. It’s called a stolen valor act for a reason you disgust me MAGGOT! So lay off Space dirt with your super secret missions and propaganda bullshit There is a reason why Seals are called silent professionals you scum bag wannabe piece of shit. Edit: And you’re not Chris Kyle who only has 160 confirmed kills as a navy seal so…
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rooooolin
WOW i haven't seen someone take the bait on that pasta in YEARS
shit nigga I'll roll. No Cinderella though that bitch is insane.
his name probably isn't Thor
rollerinoi
It's obviously a reply pasta, while else would it include "Edit" if you can't edit your posts?