YLYL/BETA MALE CRINGE THREAD!

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Rolling for dubs

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faggot

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roll

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rollin

rollin

She’s probably ugly and fat tho. Social media generation is the worst

cruel

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He’s not 5 foot 8 lol

Clearly American lol

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Roll it

Some ones gonna get raped

i'll roll

Nothing that bitch is crazy.

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I feel sorry for this chick. Like what is going on in your life that this pisses you off?

No fucking way this is real.

Brilliant.

>cuck shed

Did you just say "CRINGE THREAD", OP?

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is 5'10 the manlet cut off now? Am I safe?

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youtube.com/watch?v=tHl-XbW4Lgk

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Bulls aren't from the jungle.

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jesus fucking christ say's sedoku yourself and take her with you

Did someone tell you it was below 6 ft? It’s always been 5’10 and lower

Rol

Ouch!

>
chink get

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roll

Roll

There's nothing wrong with teaching your family how to defend themselves from terries

roll alicea

lmao, top kek

Tiger baby

Fuck you

Whhhat

>No fingers on the triggers
Fine lad there

Faggot

After that I would have told her were not friends anymore and hows that for escaping the friend zone.

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Why do blacks hate clean water?

Rolly

roll

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6 feet isn't average female height, not even close

Stop reposting that, you mental retard

euroPOOR spotted. How does it feel knowing that you're inferior?

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>that guy
>5'8
>6'0
>average female height

literal retard article

sure

Fufufufu.

lol lets do it

He looks more like Riff Raff from The Rocky Horror Picture Show than he does The Joker.

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Roll

>cuck shed
KEK the sun needs to hurry up and supernova

He’s got a fair point

faggot.

faggot

alpha af

fuck you op, piss off

Rolllllli

rell

What point?

I'd literally abandon that trash ho. Not worth my time

Debating with myself if I would go through with fucking a tiger or not

alpha

Severe cringe warning.

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>if I knew girls irl who actually spoke to me

I'm surprised you popped the dick out of your mouth long enough to type that. Does your jaw hurt?

Stay mad, kid.

faggot

j k rollin

Lol cause it's healthy To drink water especially a gallon in 2 hour

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Lol nice. Talk shit, deflect, and run away. A true alpha..
punk ass

kill me

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

llor

Calm down there top shot, I was a United States Marine and first why the hell would you even bother with our gear when you have the complete funding of the Navy? Unless you are Lyudmila Pavlichenko who died in 74 and also was a woman Soviet Sniper with 304 confirmed kills, or perhaps you are the ghost of Marine Scout Sniper Adelbert F. Waldron since you state that you are an American who subsequently holds the record for the highest number of confirmed kills for any American sniper in history with 109 confirmed kills. It’s called a stolen valor act for a reason you disgust me MAGGOT! So lay off Space dirt with your super secret missions and propaganda bullshit There is a reason why Seals are called silent professionals you scum bag wannabe piece of shit. Edit: And you’re not Chris Kyle who only has 160 confirmed kills as a navy seal so…

Damn, triggered so easily

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

What in tarnation

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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Indeed.

What a buncha thots

Rell

Seconded

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Rull

Of course this faggot's from Portland. God I hate this city so much

>OP going full retard with absolutely no patience whatsoever

god damnit, you really are dumb

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kid.

Roll baby

:3

Why are women like this?

Is it because they spent the majority of their childhoods playing with dolls, so they feel like they can treat others like dolls as well?

ROLL

chupame la pija colorado

...

Rolling

faggot. Roll.

my nigga thirsty

faggot

Moms got an AK-S

this burning guy is pretty beta cringe

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U retarded or something?

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

rollllll

rolllllllllllll

starting a beta male cringe thread off with a based alpha

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Schlatt please release him from the cuck shed

if he buys a coin

Roll

because they drink piss

you misspelled coolaid

Rollin for 8

Too bad they lost their Vegas home in a forclosure

6'1" chad reporting in. how're my favorite manlets doing?

Fuck

lets see

>tfw 6'3

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what is this from?

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I'm 5'9" and dripping in pussy. Literally fucked some guys wife last week after meeting her at a work thing for like 3 hours and she was pretty hot.
Roast me.

can i get a uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh pot brownie and a uhhhhhh crack burger

Die straight white male. POC never get thirst

Sooo.. preshush POC bbies never get thirsty? You guys must be Gods among men to not feel thirst!

Would you like some Homo Fries with that?

yeah sure

Idk seems kinda cool to me

Oh hell yeah

reminder, his comic was a guy avoding a gay guy first time round, now hes a girl

rool

Yeet

Rolling

Funniest shit ITT

Reroll

I’m 5’7 130lb

Roll

You know when you hate someone so every little innocuous things they do annoys you?

Look at the jacket he's wearing and you'll understand why every innocuous thing he does makes her hate him... but it's all projection and pretense.

roooooooolllllllllllllloooooooo

Rolling.

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rollin for dubs bois lets go

I'll have a pan seared baby with the vomit salad, some diarrhea soup and hows the abortion waste looking today?

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Roll

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He looks it.

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FAGGOT

Now that's goof betamale cringe...

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That's absolutely fucked up.

>not understanding thats the joke
>literal retard poster

> literal literal
> literal
> LITERAL

Micro Roll

Yeah get a load of this guy over here. Dr. Knows Shit About Copypasta. Let me tell you a bit about my background. I've been writing copypasta since I was in the 5th fucking grade. I may have stopped being original years ago but believe me I know this shit inside out. I don't know what the fuck your problem is. Believe me when I tell you, I don't have any patience for people who come into my life pretending to know shit about what goes on in my life. Think for a fucking moment before you come to me with this pedantic nonsense about copypasta. Have you ever been to /r/copypasta? seen my pasta collection? I sincerely doubt it. And even then you probably hadn't completed your course at the fucking copypasta academy. I've been writing copypasta on reddit for almost two years and I can tell you I spent my time in the subreddit with the meme masters. I actually spent most of my time in the porn subreddit, but believe me, we had copypasta there, big hilarious ones. We're actually making new pasta in my Discord server right now (gg/yXeV7Cc). Please get fucked.

all them triggered niceguys

Literal tripperoll

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Faggot

roll

That's cringeworthy? Do that shit all the time when I have to work in the heat

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what is gringe worthy in this pic

The brother taking the pic.

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sure

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rollll

Rollin

Aight gimme gimme

No, it's just a smart move from the woman, and a dumb one from the man. In an utilitarian way.

These are pretty good...

Faggot

i liked that

A new copypasta, or a dumbass who got b8ed?

You're on Yea Forums, that should be enough to get you a reality check

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this guy is a fucking idiot
she probably didn't even pity fuck him, not like he deserves it

die wanna be american

> Sloan

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I assume it's a spambot, because it happens in every ylyl

right

Has anyone else ever pissed on one of these?

I don't even need anyone to tell me to call you a faggot, faggot.

They will be able to protect themselves from home invaders.

ROL

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kek
This shit gets me every time.
People are so weird.

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Rrrrrrroooollllll

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SEE THAT THATS A TRIPLE DUBS COMBO. You faggot

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This dude sexually abused the daughter. It was in the news.

Most people like this comic the first time they see it, but when its constantly posted like it is, you slowly lose interest

>don't ignore me rancid swine
alpha

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YEETUS

hey vincent adultman! is it fun doing business?

here we go

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Dont worry she realized that if this dude is cool enough to be a mutual partner in all of this he can eventually fuck her daughter.

She had to make these claims to stop him

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savage

Roller

I’ll just have some heroin water please

Roll

Alpha af

roll

faggot

Rollan

Rollll

this thread confirms that zoomers have ruined the internet

do you anons know the story behind this image?

Yeah, and the entire population of Africa like Jesus Christ

>rancid swine
a fucking classic

Rollin

not only the internet, i feel everything is getting bland with a glaze of contemporary glam

Rollin

faggot

Does the dumb cunt not know what a camelback is? It's literally sitting next to the jug, the guy likely runs to and from school. The jacket should be enough of a tell he's either a vet or ROTCfag.

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That wasn't women at all it was me in various disguises after spiking you with ecstasy you faggot

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This is a very sad thread

Perfect

Your post cringes me the fuck out becuz i know you try to force your unfunny meme

Lost

Topkek

Fine roll

i always look at this to see who uses guerilla vs gorilla

are traps gay? well, if you can't see the dick, you don't know if it's a trap.
>schrödinger's fag

Actual fake story outbound.

>Be me.
>25 at the time.
>Beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him.
>Pathological fear of girls since some bitch mind fucked me.
>Have a younger sister, 13 at the time.
>My sister is boy crazy, really wants to date a guy named Ray Pist.
>Announces that she's "seeing him".
>Father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>Few days later, brings the dude home.
>Tall, scrawny freak with swastika tattoo on forehead.
>Visible shrimp dick.
>My father and I tell him he's "walked into the courtroom".
>Discuss for a few minutes.
>They go out.
>Dad tells me, "it's not going to last, his dick is tiny".
>Sis comes home.
>Announces it was "fun".
>Around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated an 11 year old girl.
>She's worried that he secretly wants this girl back.
>About a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother.
>"He drugged me and raped me while I was unconscious".
>Tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg.
>Tell my father this.
>Laughs uncontrollably.
>MFW my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down.

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It's not a bot. Confront him and he reply.

Please someone tell Colson that his place is between an Alpha's legs, being a submissive cocksucker to a real man.
I've been searching for someone to just insult me, call me a fag, etc.
I'm about to snort my last line before returning to my "normal life" and I'd love to end the session by being called what I really am.

Take your meds paki freak

I want to molest children

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i read that as i want (You) to Monday children kek

Samefag. Cringey as fuck

molest*

The ray spammer admit to be attracted to kids.

please call colson a dumb fag, i know its a weird request user

rollerriiiino

roll

I still lmao at your pathetic life.

Fucking lost kek

Roll

Rollerino

rollin

niggers lol

roooolllllll

Nig that's my old high school

The only way this could be more BASED, if they were out hunting niggers as a family activity.

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vv

that is probably the most depressing thing I have seen on here in a while

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Jesus. That guy REALLY needs a friend.

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Cranebo Cranebo Cranebo

Roll

Calm down there top shot, I was a United States Marine and first why the hell would you even bother with our gear when you have the complete funding of the Navy? Unless you are Lyudmila Pavlichenko who died in 74 and also was a woman Soviet Sniper with 304 confirmed kills, or perhaps you are the ghost of Marine Scout Sniper Adelbert F. Waldron since you state that you are an American who subsequently holds the record for the highest number of confirmed kills for any American sniper in history with 109 confirmed kills. It’s called a stolen valor act for a reason you disgust me MAGGOT! So lay off Space dirt with your super secret missions and propaganda bullshit There is a reason why Seals are called silent professionals you scum bag wannabe piece of shit. Edit: And you’re not Chris Kyle who only has 160 confirmed kills as a navy seal so…

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a!

rooooolin

WOW i haven't seen someone take the bait on that pasta in YEARS

shit nigga I'll roll. No Cinderella though that bitch is insane.

his name probably isn't Thor

rollerinoi

It's obviously a reply pasta, while else would it include "Edit" if you can't edit your posts?