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Eat her out first. It'll probably be better than whatever the fuck you would do with your flacid dick anyways.

Nigga you wish. Also went out for a smoke.

I did. She came. :\

just spray some building foam in your pee hole

this will work. trust me.

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Get her to suck on it first
Stop jerking it as much
???
Profit

Wew hew hew, boombadoop xD! I'm only having a little bit of harmless fun! Loosen up!
I'm out of my god damn fucking MIND MIND MIND MIND MIND MIND MIND MIND MIND MIND MIND MIND! Wahahahahahahahahaha holy cow my fucking MIND is just FUCKED right now! Listen to me! You are a faggot like Bob Saget!!!

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Also I craft each and every single one of these individually lol

Her jaw is legit broken. Goddamn this sounds fake.

This is going to be my new favorite copypasta

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This, it works great