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Girl of my dreams is here but ive beat my dick 368 times today. She is in my bed. Im not even an incel... Just straight desensitized. Any pointers? Fast.
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Brayden Martin
Wyatt Lopez
Well there's only one way I know, boombadoop xD! You've got to get a hold of a teensy weensy bit of that weedle-dee-deed! That WEEDLE-DEE-DEED haha oh my goddddddd user haha Jesus man Jesus! I'm high as FUCK right now holy shit tutti fruition I'm in a fucking high ass condition! Man you gotta get high and jack off thinking about her Opie! Yes indeedle-de-deed smoke that weedle-dee-deed every God damn diddly day you ninny muggins! I'm high as FUCK!!
Adam Rodriguez
dude idk
ive beat my dick like 6 times a day every day for 10 years but i still get hard at girls
Anthony Davis
>girl in my bed
"Hold on babe, I have to post on Yea Forums real quick"
Luis Collins
Put your penis in her vagina and move about in a rhythmic manner
James Hall
Smoke a bowl, take a vodka shot, cold shower, heavy making out
Thomas Gutierrez
Are u clenching your prostrate? It might take some time to realize u are
Aiden Lewis
Fucking fuck off, you annoying cunt. Nobody acts like that when they're high.
Caleb Jones
We have banged in the past but she is shit faces. Told me she wanted it before though
Samuel Lee
You forgot part of the pasta
Juan Howard
Eat her out first. It'll probably be better than whatever the fuck you would do with your flacid dick anyways.
Jason Anderson
Nigga you wish. Also went out for a smoke.
William Evans
I did. She came. :\
Logan Thomas
just spray some building foam in your pee hole
this will work. trust me.
Jaxon Ramirez
Get her to suck on it first
Stop jerking it as much
???
Profit
Dylan Gomez
Wew hew hew, boombadoop xD! I'm only having a little bit of harmless fun! Loosen up!
I'm out of my god damn fucking MIND MIND MIND MIND MIND MIND MIND MIND MIND MIND MIND MIND! Wahahahahahahahahaha holy cow my fucking MIND is just FUCKED right now! Listen to me! You are a faggot like Bob Saget!!!
Jayden Hughes
Also I craft each and every single one of these individually lol
Nathan Turner
Her jaw is legit broken. Goddamn this sounds fake.
Ian Turner
This is going to be my new favorite copypasta
Jaxon Allen
This, it works great
Kayden Thomas
Frick off you dumb butt
Gavin Sullivan
It's not harmless fun, it's annoying as fuck. I've seen you doing this shit for months now and it's always the same thing. You're not clever, you sound like the chubby kid from middle school everybody hated.
Blake Campbell
Dude he is baiting.
Andrew Morales
Lost to pasta
Brayden Reed
Well she is dead asleep. I kinda respect her so y'all dont get the photo.
Jonathan Flores
now I too think op is talking shit
Connor Jenkins
Shom woohoo ludorumpa, alrcvez sha lunga dum dum, drevotk trugda Lund.
That’s a Jewish curse for you.
Ethan King
Nudes op
Daniel Lee
XD if you spent five minutes of your time in this earth hating on the fat kid in middle school, that's time you wasted and won't get back. That WEEDLE-DEE-DEED on the other hand, haha oh, boy!