I'm caught up in a weird situation Yea Forums

You are allowed to own like axes, hammers, knives, etc. though. There's a reason armies have always marched into battle with weapons instead of relying on bare fists. A sledgehammer or axe would probably give you much more satisfying results anyway, especially if he survives and has to roll up to your lawn in a wheelchair next time. Sure, you confront him with a weapon drawn, he's probably going to start throwing around words like 'pussy.' Just remember what my mama always told me though: 'alls fair in love and war.'

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not a clever thing to do, but i wanna bet it does exactly what this guy claims it will.

shoot him

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I'm sorry, but destiny is calling you. Face Achilles in battle, for the glory of Troy, and know that your name will be remembered.