I'm caught up in a weird situation Yea Forums
My name is Hector and my gf has a jacked up MMA practicing ex-bf who is absolutely nuts
For the past 3 days this guy has been showing up on my lawn screaming HECTORRR HECTORRR HECTORRR dressed up in a halloween Achilles costume
My parents are mad as fuck we have tried to call the cops they gave him a warning but the officer that showed up could barely hold his giggles...
What can i do to get rid of this guy ?
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Take pics and come back with proof.
Shoot him
Its legal if he is in your property
You need proof tho, take pics of him for at least 2/3 days on your lawn
Then shoot him and FIN
lol wtf
Sorry i forgot to mention this actually but no i cannot shoot him i'm Canadian we don't have those kind of laws here
I wish tho..
Btw that pistol is a FN FX.45 tac
If any of you /k/fags was wondering
Fuck... move to the usa then wtf you doing on a country where you can own something to defend yourself?
Also hit him with your car? I mean you can say he was running at you and you just defended yourself
Just plant an old knife or something on his body
You have to fight him!....and then for gods sake, let him fuck you, couse that is what you guys want.
Fuck off FurFag
How fucking beta are you?
You dont see?... OP likes non muscular mans with uncutted dicks
Lol i'm not risking to go to jail for this
You wont, be smart and you'll be fine
Also you will get some OG gore for us you record the body with the planted knife (its also a proof) you can easly get away with it if you have proof of him being on your lawn at who knows what hour and with a custome with a helmet to "hide his identity" you got the job done already
If you want me to make the perfect plan for you just ask for it
HAHAHAHAHHHAHHAHA CUCK
If he comes onto your property again, go outside and fight him. He might kick your ass but then you get to sue him and your girl will be proud of your bravery.
As specified hes an MMA fighter... I'm no bitch but i know i can't fight against him
get a wheelchair and one of those bells from the front desk of a hotel. get someone to wheel you out there, pretend to have had a stroke and just ring the bell at him a lot.
File a restraining order and get a gun. Are you underaged?
And if the faggot have a knife and stab OP to death
~not OP
(S&W .500)
The fuck?
Oh my god you're a bitch. MMA doesn't mean gladiotarial. And those don't exist anymore. He's not on T.V. Meaning kill em. Duster ass poser.
get him drunk and then fuck him.
No i'm Canadian?
jesus, kid, you have to be 18 to post on here.
Hearty kekkle
Yeah, I don't believe you. You sound underaged as fuck.
I'm 19...
Get two machetes and have a sword fight with the guy.. if you are too poor just stab him with a kitchen knife
Watch the movie, maybe there is a clue as to how to defeat him.
if you're in the US or another handful of states u can shoot him the next time he shows up.
the next time he shows up fuck your gilfriend in front of the windows so that he cann see it.
possibly cum on her face and have her smile at him.
it will drive him mad enought that he'll do something the police can arrest him for.
lollllll
You are allowed to own like axes, hammers, knives, etc. though. There's a reason armies have always marched into battle with weapons instead of relying on bare fists. A sledgehammer or axe would probably give you much more satisfying results anyway, especially if he survives and has to roll up to your lawn in a wheelchair next time. Sure, you confront him with a weapon drawn, he's probably going to start throwing around words like 'pussy.' Just remember what my mama always told me though: 'alls fair in love and war.'
not a clever thing to do, but i wanna bet it does exactly what this guy claims it will.
shoot him
I'm sorry, but destiny is calling you. Face Achilles in battle, for the glory of Troy, and know that your name will be remembered.