you wouldnt survive the marines anyway,your probably some edgy 16 year old summer fag
So I want to join the military because I want to, right, but I don’t want to join and do some gay shit...
Sebastian Young
Owen Young
One of my wife’s cousins friends was like this, stood at parade rest for everybody and everything while he was a poole and shit, mentally failed out. Was a fucking faggot.
Christian Russell
my grand served in germany for 4 years in us army.
When I was going to join the Army he said.
"don't it sucks."
Charles Thompson
join the navy be a CTN never see a ship. Get out after your 6 years and make 100k+ a year as a contractor.
Robert Brown
Be an Airborne Medic. You still get useful knowledge and get to go to Afghanistan with the infantry.
Isaiah Parker
Yeah you get all of the fun without any of the shit. How quaint. Please kill yourself after you suck your dad's dick
Evan Lopez
m8 theres worse cunts make it in the military than ex-edgelords you can be too dumb to drop and still not mental out
Jaxson Diaz
Words of advice.
I come from a military family, everyone was either army or navy. Dad was a badass, he was a green beret in Vietnam, always looked up to him.
But things are different now. All my buddies joined up, i walked into the recruiting office and GODDAMN it was troglodyte, borderline retarded kids signing up and a couple genuis asian kids who got really nice MOSs.
I ended up going to art school, i make sculptures full time now making easily twice what i could make in the military, and still have to freedom to go, do whatever i want. So i train/larp.
Buy a ton a fuckin guns, go train at thunder ranch or some other tacticool camp/school, make friends who are also prepper larpers, and prepare to fight for your country on your own soil when the invasion or revolution happens.
Military will waste your youth, you sit around doing nothing getting minimal training. Army guys envy civilian life.
Or become a fiest responder, paramedic etc, those guys are heros for America not some fucked up armpit country.
Kayden Ward
Join some UN relief effort somehow. They're always getting involved with shit. If you're lucky you'll get to watch a medicine truck in South Sudan before you get raped by Nuers.
Hunter Lopez
Go to the mex border. Join a paramilitary group. Ride quads around the desert and hang out with failures. But you can leave any time you want, and the food is better.