So I want to join the military because I want to, right, but I don’t want to join and do some gay shit...

So I want to join the military because I want to, right, but I don’t want to join and do some gay shit, I want to be in an invasion. But the Iraq invasion lasted only like 40 days, so if I were to join the marines in an invasion of some buttfuck Middle East country, I’d still be in basic training even after the invasion ends. How could I get around this and instead get put in an invasion without the chance of missing it? If that makes sense...

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You can’t lol. Don’t join the military go to school or be a fucking POG and learn something useful, don’t be stupid.

Somehow you think joining the military is like what you see in movies. It's not. It's tedious, boring, and smells like farts. Go to school, user. Enrich your brain and your delusions of fantasy and bloodlust will drift away.

>i want to join the military so i can go die for some draft dodging idiot and israel's interests

how about you get a real job instead retard

lol shut the fuck up pussy

this
it fucking sucks
go to school, buy crypto

Pathetic.

you don't need the us government to assist you in killing yourself in the desert for israel

"what's the easiest way to get blown up while defending raytheon's profits?"

Jesus fucking Christ okay fine I won’t go holy fuck

you wouldnt survive the marines anyway,your probably some edgy 16 year old summer fag

One of my wife’s cousins friends was like this, stood at parade rest for everybody and everything while he was a poole and shit, mentally failed out. Was a fucking faggot.

my grand served in germany for 4 years in us army.
When I was going to join the Army he said.

"don't it sucks."

join the navy be a CTN never see a ship. Get out after your 6 years and make 100k+ a year as a contractor.

Be an Airborne Medic. You still get useful knowledge and get to go to Afghanistan with the infantry.

Yeah you get all of the fun without any of the shit. How quaint. Please kill yourself after you suck your dad's dick

m8 theres worse cunts make it in the military than ex-edgelords you can be too dumb to drop and still not mental out

Words of advice.

I come from a military family, everyone was either army or navy. Dad was a badass, he was a green beret in Vietnam, always looked up to him.

But things are different now. All my buddies joined up, i walked into the recruiting office and GODDAMN it was troglodyte, borderline retarded kids signing up and a couple genuis asian kids who got really nice MOSs.

I ended up going to art school, i make sculptures full time now making easily twice what i could make in the military, and still have to freedom to go, do whatever i want. So i train/larp.

Buy a ton a fuckin guns, go train at thunder ranch or some other tacticool camp/school, make friends who are also prepper larpers, and prepare to fight for your country on your own soil when the invasion or revolution happens.

Military will waste your youth, you sit around doing nothing getting minimal training. Army guys envy civilian life.

Or become a fiest responder, paramedic etc, those guys are heros for America not some fucked up armpit country.

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Join some UN relief effort somehow. They're always getting involved with shit. If you're lucky you'll get to watch a medicine truck in South Sudan before you get raped by Nuers.

Go to the mex border. Join a paramilitary group. Ride quads around the desert and hang out with failures. But you can leave any time you want, and the food is better.

Obey your intuition. Join the medics and get your stem cell and cryonics equipment today!

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