So... Is this the only point to having a girlfriend?

This. My chick cooks constantly. When she comes over she cooks enough food to keep me fed til she's over again. Just find a good chick

Or learn to fucking cook, moron. What are you gonna do if your awesome woman gets hit by a bus? Starve? Eat fast food until you are as fat as an American and dead from heart disease when you are 41? Just sayin'.

just... why?
Why would you wanna shop her face on it?
She's busted as fuck.

That's a man with long hair shopped on it.