So... Is this the only point to having a girlfriend?

Most of the women i've dated in the past couldn't even suck dick right, so no. They also couldn't cook either, and refused to get a job.
Don't understand why women in their 20's are so useless.

Pro-tip for the 3 girls that browse Yea Forums, just opening your mouth and rubbing your lips on a dick aint sucking it, you gotta get some suction in there.

And this

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cringe

Beats me. Women are fucking retarded.

AND NO FUCKING TEETH!!

Peas are fucking disgusting.
>potatoos and meat
Wtf man that's not even a cheeseburger with French fries you have shit taste in food.

Neither could my ex. We took a saturday and tried to make something together, turned out alright. It's one of my better memories of our time.

I personally don't mind a little teeth, but thats because i beat my dick dry for years, so all the feeling is practically gone unless she's rough with it.

if only

>HURR DURR
>No fastfood = shit meal

Fat fuck

What about this?

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Hugs>bj?

only when she's upset about some stupid shit

This. Nothing relaxes me like spooning my girlfriend under a soft blanket, while rain falls outside. The calmness of that is otherworldly.

ill be honest with ya
its not as good as a vagina

What if I'm upset about some stupid shit?

fucking whale
ur american, aren't u?

Who cares how she feels she should provide emotional support on demand

It's all the milenial bullshit, grew up around IG and Snapchat and whatever admiring sluts like the Kardashians or whatever.

Bunch of entitled, self proclaimed princesses (reminds me of that Cersei "if you want a queen, earn her" meme with some fat cringe feminist "oh my god, that is so me!".. I can't find the picture, but you get the point) that don't realize that they can't get everything and give nothing in return because they hold themselves high.

BUT, it's worth noting that not all are like that.. there are still some jewels in the mud and the ones I know are something else indeed.

Kek

If she's a dumb thot that only cares about herself, she'll tell you to man up

If she's kind and caring, she'll touch your PP

Well, there's also the poverty and nagging. But this is the main reason.

Stupid boomer detected

They suck cock with teeth. That's why I'm single and off the market. How smart they get is uncalled for

You gotta be heather brooke.

As long as she gives head and pussy on demand I can forgive a lot, so yeah that’s pretty accurate for me

Most people eat shit and enjoy it. I can't live without authentic Mexican food and Chinese food.

I suck dick way better than my GF.

>women
>cleaning
confirmed for never having lived with one that isn't your mom

no, she has 2 other holes.

Yeah these bitches are not gonna try to make me a cochinita pibil and get it right.

>Trying to underrate a wet and warm hole
Pretty much yes, but hey who prefer to nut on a tissue? I treat mine like a friend whose body is mine, everytime I want to nut I have her body. But when she isn't with my cok inside she has her duties as a friend/flatmate

Confirmed it's beyond uncalled for and the gross creep dirty whore isn't going to be the mother of my children.

I had a gf that couldn't cook. Refused to learn. Literally (yes in the correct use) wanted fast food junk every meal. Eventually I got it through her head how to work a microwave for frozen dinners.

I can clean for myself the point is it’s something she should provide

What a dumb cunt
Dump the bitch

I've never cum from head, and I've had what I guess are good blowjobs. Just never been that into it

I don't really. She isn't a 10 that sucks like heather brooke for no cooking no cleaning etc. And her level of whoring does not justify her lack of women place and duties. She's just not a 10. That level of whoring no, too much bullshit. Not some problem I want to deal with not the mother of my kids.

a solid, steady GF is the only one who would let you do the most hardcore things, like consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of reproduction

My gf doesnt suck dick and it is embarrasing to ask. I know all you think

you dont understand why the same gender, born at the same time, raised with the same type of parents in the same timeframe act the same? Yeah, I see why you would expect them to all be different. You're fuckin retarded m8

No it's not.

A girl that doesn’t suck dick? Damn bro I thought they didn’t make those anymore

>aint sucking it

holy cringe. relax dude. you havent had a girl touch your peepee in at least 3 years and its not by your choice. stop pretending, desperate incel.

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fampai

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Then get a BF to do it.

yeah, it should be the case, but not but this... issues

it is complicated

And this

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All the guys into BJs, I don't get it. Vag is far better. No teeth, you can control it better. No worries about choking her. And she doesn't have to worry about swallowing/spitting out your white-hot scalding sperm.

lol i found the bj better than the vagoo, my gf don't like oral neither give it ir have it, sex is so boring almost a chore but god damn , cooking skill 9/10 also shes very boring

lol. I clean the house more than my gf.

>yeah, it should be the case, but not but this... issues
I see that English is not your first language. What are you trying to say?

No but it's definitely a perk.

i recognize that, iv never been this fat in my life. I was very tiny and now iv got a chunk food/beer body, just in hald and a year. That and no bj im worried, also THE BORING, I see you dude

Lol

Don’t care about her cooking and cleaning I can do that myself. Can’t suck my own dick or thrust up into a warm and wet vagina every night by myself.

Depends on what you want out of the relationship

It is not, sorry for my english. Im trying to say that she has sex issues... she has strange sex habits. she is very passive and never ask for sex, I am always giving the first step and make me feel like a constan anoying, so i dont ask so much, or not all i like and so on and so on (I watch zizek/peterson las night and i talk like him haha)

i am not fat, i have a belly from being lazy, shes pretty chubby and i have a small dick, so yeah , pretty boring, she seems to enjoy it tough, if not i dont understand why she ask for sex so often unles shes trying to get preggo, she loves kids and i hate them lol

Men are better cooks than women anyhow.

Pretty much

i just wanna cuddle with someone

GF is literally coming over in the next 30mins and im going to bury my cock deep in her thinking of you anons, youll get there one day

Faggot.

Woman are just piece of meat. Fuck them and have fun. Nothing more. You find one that love you more Han you do ? Marry her so she’ll cook for you clean your shit etc. otherwise just don’t.

Marry and keep fucking. Life is short

:)

So is mine, so what ? Burying your dick is just another Saturday night for me

Yes but to those incels out there it sounds like heaven

They’d do anything to just look at a pussy. Cook clean iron, anything. So so afraid to ask the woman to do that for them because they’re scared they won’t touch her dirty cunt.

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>Anonymous 06/01/19(Sat)11:43:04 No.801157490▶
Men give better blowjobs too so what is the point?

Incels would do anything to get pussy; except improve their social skills, hygiene, physical/mental health, etc.

I'm saying you'd enjoy better food if you cooked it yourself, unless you're total shit at cooking or you lucked out and she's a trained chef or something.

Also you suck at Yea Forums delet this.

Lol

Marinate a fucking chicken
Put oil in pan
Heat pan to fucking hot
Put chicken
Wait until crispy brown
???
profit
Cooking is easy. It's your laziness that's hard.

This

Sucks for you

Rather watch a girl with a sexy face on her knees working her mouth looking up at me. Especially if u have a thick load and see the look on their face when you're filling their mouth up..... bliss.

No.. this is another point

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Confirmed for dying alone

I was the same for years. Get her to stick a finger up your butt, worked for me.

I usually cum quickly when a girl sticks a finger in my ass while blowing me. Licking balls helps too

nothing is better than sucking while giving you puppy dog eyes looking up and when your close she pulls it and and says "cum on me daddy" i fucking blow my load so fast.

You might be gay.

it's more of power thing for me , seeing a girl with my dick in mouth and chocking on it just to please me is the thing that's exciting.

Yeah it’s gay to get a blowjob from a girl. Fag

>not acknowledging the "finger in ass" part

i bet you kiss girls,you fag

A girl’s finger

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if sonikku sez it, it must be true.

Imagine being so lost in life you're actually willing to spend energy to write this because you never had a woman in your life.

>Most of the women i've dated in the past couldn't even suck dick right, so no.

and I bet you volunteered to show them by slurping down on some dude's dick the right way, didn't you champ

One of the main ones

Nice

No I’ve just had it down wrong and hadn’t it done right and know the difference. What is with all these fags in this thread constantly throwing aspersions of gayness around.

Had it done* wrong

>No I’ve just had it down wrong
>which you corrected to "done"

I think the first one was where you had it right, faggot

Totally

Same here

The finger in the ass thing totally kills my boner. I know it works for some guys but i’m wired up differently, I hate it when a girl thinks that’s the solution to every problem.

I don't even like a finger in my ass, but I don't get why some people think there should be rules in heterosexual sex.

I had my ex wife convinced I couldn't cook for years, so I didn't need to (lazy.) One day I kinda go tired of her stupid American cooking and made some truly boss Northern Italian food while she was at work and I had the day off.

Well, little did I know one of her kids got sick at school, so she picked said kid up and came home four hours early from work. I'm just about ready to plate my food when she walks in. She smells the garlic, looks at what I'm doing, and SNAPS CLEAN THE FUCK OFF. Oops. I had to do a shitload more cooking after that... Shit, busted.

I buried my dick in my ex yesterday and will in my gf this week when she’s back, what’s your point user?

Good work

>Pretending not to be a millennial incel
>Good work
Suuuuuuuuuuuure m8

Nah, but it's a perk. The real unicorn is an attractive chick that's more like a best friend in addition to giving you blowies.

The guy I rent to is a 22yo virgin you’re thinking of him
I just dumped my 18yo gf of two years to get back with my 22yo gf because she works a six figure and I’m a lazy gigolo
Side note: 18yo is 5’ and has the tightest pussy I’ve ever used. Like, so tight it detracted from sex (she loved it but my stamina went wayyy down), squirter, swallowed every load and loved getting sprayed.
Ex is way worse in bed but stable & 5’11 so I don’t have midget kids

Make spaghet and spinach.
Noob

This. My chick cooks constantly. When she comes over she cooks enough food to keep me fed til she's over again. Just find a good chick

Or learn to fucking cook, moron. What are you gonna do if your awesome woman gets hit by a bus? Starve? Eat fast food until you are as fat as an American and dead from heart disease when you are 41? Just sayin'.

just... why?
Why would you wanna shop her face on it?
She's busted as fuck.

That's a man with long hair shopped on it.