If Taylor Swift *were
It's called the subjunctive mood. It exists in English. Fucking use it.
If Taylor Swift was a warehouse worker, she'd be Taylor Shift
Chase Price
Austin Hughes
If Taylor Swift were a smelly fart she'd be Taylor Whiff
Aiden Cooper
>t. bottom faggot with aids
Jordan Perez
if taylor swift smoked pot she would be taylor spliff
Nathaniel Morgan
If Taylor swift was in a raft, she’d be Taylor drift.
Matthew Reyes
We're is past tense, were talking about the present