Ruin a first date with one sentence

im gay

Trust me, by the end'a the night haha, I'm gonna be eatin your diarrhea!

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Do you mind being in a polyamorous relationship with myself and my 2d waifu?

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i've got 3 special needs kids

the worst thing about cooking vegetables is trying to fit the wheelchair in the oven

wow,what a waste of fucking trips

This is the most real non-meme answer

I have clamyhdia

Fuck