ok buddy
Daily food intake thread
Carter Ortiz
Jason Williams
Oliver Miller
Are you overweight from all of that?
Gabriel Nguyen
not much. just a little over 600lb
INGREDIENT
Thomas Mitchell
>be me, mommy's 32 year old 407lb bouncy baby boy
>wake up at 4pm in my childhood bedroom
>roll out of bed until my cankles hit the floor
>struggle to stand up
>waddle to the sheet covering my door (smashed it years ago in tendie rage)
>yell downstairs
>"MOMMY MOMMY BABA NEED TENDIES"
>hear a few footsteps and a muffled sob
>"h-honey...can you look for a j-job today"
>smash my Nintendo DS against the door frame
>"MAMA..TENDIES NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW"
>feel a bit of liquid poop slip out between my bouncy baby boy cheeks
>"MAMA TENDIES OR I POO POO ON YOUR BED AGAIN"
>"o-ok honey..coming r-right up"
>more sobbing
>walk back to my computer desk, sit on my chair that is duct taped together
>stomp feet over and over for 40 minutes
>finally that slut brings my tendies
>"h-here you go honey"
>notice there is no ketchup
>"MA MA NO KETCHY....NO KETCHY"
>slam the plate down
>struggle to stand up
>bend over and shit liquid taco bell poop all over the plate
>pick up plate of poo-tenders
>slam it into cunt's face
>"MA MAAAAAA"
dumb bitch
Sebastian Gonzalez
Did you thought about all that on your own or did you have help?
Lucas Smith
I eat lots of different things, but here are some staples, I guess:
>Jacket potato with tuna and cottage cheese
>Rice with brocoli and shredded chicken
>Toasted bacon and avocado sandwich
>Mainly drink water, but sometimes coffee with flavored creamers
Landon Bennett
Why not switch up the diet a little before you're dead?
Angel Allen
YESTERDAY I ATE SO MUCH BREAD I WAST ABLE TO POOP FOR A WEEK AND A HALF SO THERE IS THAT
Blake Roberts
you right. id like to add some mayo and ranch to my food. also i dont eat enough chips