You find a lamp with a Genie that gives you 3 wishes!! However, there are rules:

either that or replace #2 with being pretty lmao

I would wish for a better genie who doesn't have faggot standards
>not wishing for the power to freeze time for extended periods of time but be able to move

But who's ass will trump kiss if the Jews die?

1)wish for the ability to shape shift into belle delphine
2)wish for a hat where i can pull whatever i want from it
3)wish for the ability to never be raped or murdered
Boom i have infinite income and profit plus i cant be raped and can pull out shanks o plenty

Here’s my wishes

>big nigger dick

>big nigger dick

>big nigger dick

1. To prevent any of my wishes from backfiring in an unexpected or undesirable way

2. To have all the powers and abilities of the martian manhunter minus his weakness

3. to be able to create save states at any point of my life and be able to load them at will.

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