You find a lamp with a Genie that gives you 3 wishes!! However, there are rules:
1. You can't wish for more wishes
2. You can't kill anyone
3. You can't bring anyone back from the dead
4. You can't make anyone love anyone/anything else
What do you wish for?
1) Scar-Jo is my sex slave
2) J-Law is my sex slave
3) Amber Heard is my sex slave
1. to know the winning lottery numbers for the next 100 jackpots in my region so I can buy/win and solve the money issue up front.
2. good health for the rest of my natural life (no sickness no illness just natural death of old age) - as well as for my immediate family.
3. Neither I not my immediate family can be physically hurt by anything external.
1st wish a time machine that is wearable and lasts forever.
2nd wish = infinite wishes. Because now I have a time machine.
i wish for infinite health
i wish none of other people's wishes come true
i wish the genie to suffer for the rest of his existance
1. Negate everyone elses wishes.
A shit ton of money (about $10000000000000000000)
Immortality
The power to grant others immortality
you must be mentally retarder, or around 15 years old.
infinite health as in a video game? fuck you are stupid and nice try and being edgy
>Immortality
Amateur
Neverending bank account
Body like Zac Efron
Ability to kill people by just thinking about it (no limit or reach issues)
More genies
-i wish my family and i would live forever
-i wish i was a trillionaire
-im using my 3rd wish to set you free homie
can i wish more lamps with a genie?
1)immortality but the good kind where you heal
2)being op thing of the strongest thing you can think of and I am stronger
3)time control
Why do you need so much light?
do you really need 3 sex slaves?
Thats it? Seriously? You guys have a low standards.
1. Help me merge with working general artificial intelligence via neuralink-like brain computer interface.
2. Jesus fuck, a genie. GENIE! Magic fucking works! Now it is time for next industrial revolution based on magic. Give me rules on how it works, we will build fucking refineries of magic and use stars as furnaces to power our galactic expansion.
3. Help me split and pwn the fabric of universe, so I can leave it.
Or better can i wish for same genie's power without consequence?
Anyone wishing for money is stupid what if the apocalypse happens and money is useless the fuck are you going to do
More Niggers
More Spics
More Welfare
you would waste wishes on three specific girls of which you would eventually become bored with?
retard
nice trips
wish that all niggers were honest white people
like be trapped in a fkn lamp for exemple
1. Ability to manipulate time. Turn back, fast forward, pause/unpause time at will.
2. Ability to manipulate my age/youth. I can make myself young/old and i can choose to die of old age if i want.
3. Ability to manipulate reality with my mind. I.E. crush cars by thinking about it...etc.
I’d use all three wishes to wish to do two chicks.
What if someone found out about you and decided they wanted to kill you?
how old are you that you believe such as thing as the apocalypse could happen? And if earth does go to shit, having money gives you a better shot at surviving it.
Burn it for warmth. Duh.
1. Immortality with the condition of being able to remove it when I decided.
2. The ability to create and release genies
3. The ability to track all Genies created by myself
I wish this guy here got life in prison before he got to make any wishes
trying to be smart but really being this stupid
If i cant wish you to kill anyone can i wish they were never born? or that they got HIV,AID, HEP A,B,C and all other STDs out there? and don't forget rabbis, the plague and so on.
Th..that's it? You had three wishes you'd do two chicks at the same time?
wish to go back in time and talk Robin Williams down from suicide.
Just give me omnipotence and that'll pretty much cover everything.
>Wish 1
I wish the powers that be that restrict you with these rules didn't apply.
>Wish 2
I wish for infinite wishes
From then on I'd just set myself up to grant my own wishes without any consequence. Eventually becoming all powerful, turning my genie mortal with no powers, and I'd continue on for all eternity shaping the world to fit my wants and needs.
/x/ is kinda slow today huh?
1. I wish there were no rules on my wishes
2. I wish for more wishes
3. I wish I had no more wishes.
Ability to stop time
Ability to fly
1 trillion dollara
He means that if the united states falls the us dollars have no value which because its held as the currency standard of the world (long story short the currency standard used to be gold but Nixon did some jujitsu shit) all paper money would be worthless thus your wish being worthless.
btw i'm not sure for other 2 wishes, but my first one is being omniscent, then i could whis what i cann't reach with my knoledge
rolls trips and is also a genius
1- sextuple the total length of my life time
2-ability to manipulate anyone's memories.
3-my DNA and fingerprints change every day.
Have a kid in every country, state and city.
ITT: fucken amateurs.
Wish#1: I wish for a genie that CAN let me wish for more wishes
No other wishes needed from that nerfed omnipotent.
And honestly why wouldn’t you wish to be a master thief that can steal anything he wanted that would be more helpful even paper money holds no value anymore
1. Ability to manipulate reality
2. Ability to manipulate Space/time
3. Inmortality, just in case
>wish for more wishes
>wish for no more wishes
Great implode time and space.
>1. You can't wish for more wishes
Loophole!
Wish for more Djinn.
As to the rest?
Fuck you and you rules! I wish OP had never existed. (Not actually death just never happened.)
1. Immortality in my prime.
2. The absolute power to convince anyone of anything.
3. Whatever you want Genie. Freedom, Genie hookers, whatever.
Jude law? Gross
>3-my DNA and fingerprints change every day.
nigger
that's rude
1.live forever
2.become richest person
3.become smartest person
top kek
wish robin williams was alive
wish he wasnt suicidal
wish i was a bajillionare
1. pornhub premium
2. xvidoes premium
3. infinite lube
This is Yea Forums
1. double my mental capabilities
2. freedom for the genie
Free pussy rolling for age, last 2
i wish for anyone or anything observing my actions at any time to cognitively and verbally justify my actions
i wish for immortality
i wish for fast regeneration abilities in case i get blown to bits or something
>The best gaming computer
>kill the concept of god
>blueprints for a perpetual motion machine
1. Irl mod menu i can open and close by snapping my fingers that i can navigate through by thought.
2. No aging
3. I can fart at will
you know i think i wish for a good and happy life, then that that place called heaven exist for real and at last i wish for something like "Everyone in the world have to be repaid for his commitment"
1. Lifetime supply of pot
2. World peace
3. No more religion
Nigga did you watch Aladdin?
increased healing factor that immunizes me to any disease and keeps me at peak health until I die of old age
ability to solve any type of mathematical equation and solve any personal problems
7 inch dick with 3.8 inch girth
bunch of morons in here wishing for shit tons of money they'd just piss away in 15 years
>rabbis
what a terrible thing to wish on people
but why do you want to be the faggot thing of the strongest things?
1. Wish for a fully autonomous and self-regenerative spaceship that can go over the speed of light and has infinite food supplies
2. Wish for me to be able to survive to any environnment as well as not the need for breathing
3. Wish to have 1L of pure virus concentration, this virus is 100 Lethal, spreads by air and no 9ne is safe from it except me.
See ya fuckers imma be far from the shit yall deserved
1st wish is Unending knowledge with no maximum amount. Meaning I could eventually invent ways to cure any amount of diseases, invent a way to put a stop to death or maybe just transfer my consciousness into a robot body (CHAPPIE style) or anything else. Second wish is to have an infinity gauntlet, plus I know the full extent of what each can do and combined. 3rd wish is to be a shapeshifter with full control of it. this would solve immortality if nothing else did.
4 sucks. I want to wish to be transformed into a girl, then three fleshlights (one for each hole), then to be raped perpetually by dragons.
Now I have to wish for sober and responsible things.
Wish one infinite pussy
Wish two double infinite pussy
Wish three triple infinite pussy
1: Vampire (transform, speed,strength) none of that twilight sparkling bullshit
2: Time control
3:inherit the playboy empire with unlimited success
The Faustian consequences of all of these would be disastrous
1. All 100 sets of numbers are given to you in no particular order
2.Turns out your natural life would've been ended by an accident in your 40s so you live healthily until then and just drop dead
3.All of your family members ultimately succumb to various forms of cancer.
1 Immortality
2 Grant me God-like powers to break those rules myself
3 Bring back Humanity to the Stone Age (for shits n’ giggles.
Fuck it, 4 just says I can't make them love me, it doesn't say I can't make them fuck me.
>i wish the genie to suffer for the rest of his existance
lol
What did he ever do to you!?
>mentally retarder
>retarder
lol
>Body like Zac Efron
Manlet it is!
Give Kanye Death Immunity
Give Myself Death Immunity
No more violence for political gain. No war, no Terrorism etc,
lol
1. Wish for the ability to posses any superpowers I desire at that time (superman, flash, wolverine, etc.)
2. Wish that every woman is 100% attracted to me (regarding rule 4)
3. Wish for all the knowledge in the universe.
A million magic lamps. Duh. That's 3 million more wishes. Fucking loophole
Isn't this already happening in Europe!?
nice trips
1. Feminism is recognized as a hate group
2. Emma Watson is arrested for pedophilia
3. Hollywood as a whole is exposed.
I wish for:
(1) The ability to phrase all of my wishes such that they cannot be perverted by a genie
(2) The at will ability to accurately sense the location of other magic lamps containing genies that will give me wishes.
(3) immunity to the consequences of breaking the laws of man
What a god damn waste. Your life will be completely unchanged after that
1) I wish for the rule on "You can't wish for more wishes" to be redacted.
2) I wish for infinite wishes
3) I wish for all other wishes by other people besides me to not be taken.
1.-create the sixth infinity stone
2.-thanos gauntlet /iron man infinity gauntlet
3.-be free
and i know that i have only onewish and maybe i will death
My life is great. I just want to take down my enemies.
I'd wish that rules did not exist. Then I'd wish for unlimited wishes.
You're a faggot
I wish for Jake to kill himself.
I wish for Lindsey to leave her husband for me.
I wish for the ability to turn lead into gold
There already is six fucking infinity stones.
1) I wish for a healthy, long life
2) I wish to meet the love of my life
3) I wish there is a God and an afterlife for everyone
Choose one set, play it each time until you win, then switch to another. Two drawings a week, be done in half a year. Minimum 1 jackpot, probably several.
I wish for everyone else's wishes to come true.
1. read minds at will
2. perfect immortality
3. the ability to grant/ strip #2 at will
Infinite youth, control over time, mind control
1. Be able to mind control someone to do whatever I want and afterwards they lose all recollection of it.
2. Be able to change my DNA at will.
3. Have full control over the laws of probability.
I think that's about as OP as I can get, seeing as you can just set the probability of yourself dying to 0% indefinitely.
> wish for infinite wishes
> wish that nobody's wishes but mine come true
> be god
Dudes plowing Daddario, it aint an issue
1 - Abilities of the Immortal from the invincible comics
2- Ability to pass along those powers to anyone who comes into contact with my semen
3 - Hyper intelligence
by "pass along," I mean "grant those powers to them as well," not to give them up myself. Meaning, anyone I fuck/blow a load on/whatever will also have those same powers.
inside a woman i can squee after when she drink my pee.
First wish: to have the ability to have my consciousness return to my body the moment just before, or after,(my choice) I made my first wish whenever I want, or upon sudden death, while retaining ALL memories of my experiences.
Second wish: doesnt really matter cuz I can make as many wishes as I want, but for my first go around I would pick full control over my body, including shape, age, genetic structure, visibility, tangiblity and relation to gravity.
Third wish: full knowledge of everything, but only when/if I want to know it. That way I dont get bored knowing everything, but can get the answers I want when I need them.
1 time stopping
2. bullet immunity
3 super speed
I'd be so unstoppable as nobody can shoot me any attempts to hit me up close would be rendered useless when I pause time
the only question next would be to be the utimate prank channel or make a new world order
Wish for a genie without rules
- To gain the ability to instantly transform into a super powered adorable woman or my ideal appearance, traits, and attributes whenever I desire.
- A wardrobe that magical contains whatever articles of clothing I desire.
- The genie's freedom.
1. Discipline
2. The Time Stone
3. The knowledge to use the time stone.
Ha ha ha, you are so original.
1. a jug of milk that would never empty
2. a jug of ice cold water that would never empty
3. a jug of boiling water that would never empty
Spot on
Danishfag approves
V for Sejr
wish for more genies
I respect the simplicity.
1. All the powers and abilities of Superman.
2. Immortality
3. win the lottery. 50 million would be enough for me.
I say we bring Henrietta Lacks back from the dead clone her then solve all mysteries of illnesses.
An unlimited supply of genies in a bottle
All the answers to life's mysterious questions
Crate of original iron bru
i would wish i could wish for more wishes obviously
telekinesis (20-ton/5-mile limit)
invisibility (applies to clothing)
$500M+ lottery jackpot
>You can't kill anyone
You mean the genie can't; what I do is my business.
Damn straight, I always wanted to do that, man. I think if I had three wishes, I could hook that up, too. Chicks dig dudes with wishes.
1st wish: to be able to grant my own unlimited wishes without any rules
2nd wish: All my wishes have no backfiring such as I turn into a genie and am stuck in the lamp instead.
3rd wish: before I make a wish the world stop except for me and a small screen that says are you sure? Appears in front of me just in case I wished someone dead or something I didnt mean
1. Have 5 rings of power that also grant immortality with one of them having power over the other rings and each ring causes immortality in addition
2. The ability to teleport/shapeshift
3. Wish for everyone that isn't white (outside of my standards) to become completely sterile so they just fade off (to include the jews dying off)
1.bring back the 80s
2. Make the movie ET real.
3. Make it to my first date on time.
>The ability to teleport/shapeshift
those are two very different things, and should count as two wishes
You get the rings.
You can shape shift and teleport.
Very shortly you are left all alone with 5 rings.
>Crate of original iron bru
Tha's ma loon!
change my sex back
Kek
That's one wish?
Rub the first lamp and you explode. You never said with another million genies, all the lamps make you explode when you touch them; still magic.
One wish is enough, it will give you everything that the average wisher will say over three wishes;
The ability to manipulate time, forward/back, faster/slower etc.
It covers everything.
You're boring and stupid.
1. A cure for asthma
2. Just enough money to pay of college debts
3. For Disney to dub Robin Williams' voice over Will Smith's
Not if I said I wish to teleport and reappear as whatever I wanted
I can give the rings to friends so they can join in on the entertainment, but my ring controls of of theirs so there won't be any reprisals.
A magical bag that I can reach into and pull any item I want out of it, whether it exists in reality or not, i.e. I can reach into this bag and pull out anything from 20 bucks, to a bag of chips, or a magical healing potion that will cure any illness, an actual working mech suit, an anime waifu, etc. I can change the shape, size, and appearance of the bag at will, and it's indestructible. Also, if I ever lose track of it, I can say a special command word and it will appear on the nearest convenient surface for me to reach.
After that idk, I guess I can wish the genie free or whatever.
But your later wish got rid of your friends.
They were not your ideal white people so they just faded out. And you ended up alone with your rings.
I wish that I could wish for those stuff
If they weren't white. All of my friends are white. White as in my standard of what white is.
You say the command word the bag appears beneath your feet. You fall in to it and are trapped for the remainder of your life.
Right.
No one can live up to your standard.
You are alone.
Wish for infinite Genies, checkmate atheists
Standard as in they don't look half black and have a fair skin tone
Not if they are douchebags
>infinite knowledge
>immortality
>eternal youth
Everyone is a mutt.
No one is any bloodline you may claim as pure.
Unless you have a twin?
Your wish will leave you alone.
1. I want to always be lucky.
2. I want to have perfect health until I choose to die.
3. I want to be able to influence people with my mind.
1. Mnemosyne-type immortality
2. Ability to give it to someone else
3. Become a cute girl
1 Ability to teleport
2 Ability to time travel
3 Ability to shapeshift into whatever form I want
1. omnipotence
2.no one else will ever find a genie
3. all genies have tiny dicks
I said white in my standard. No one brought up bloodline bullshit You SJW thinking self is going to tell me that an Irish Frenchman is the same as a Nigerian Congo blend.
White as in as how I see white people. not bloodlines.
have the best luck in everything I do
it does not say anything about creating people, so to make my waifu a real person
have a living potato of pet
What is the genie its a troll too, and he troll me like Tyrion Lanister?
1. Bring back every pet I ever had.
2. make them live longer life's
3. Depart this world peaceably together.
3.
1. The powers of Doctor Manhattan.
2. A cold Pepsi? Why do I need anything else when I can do everything.
3. The power to control the elements. Pretty much Storm's powers.
1. I would wish for the rules to be lifted.
2. Wish for infinite wishes.
Ayy lmao
1. infinite wealth
2. super-humanly fit body
3. bring me a lamp with another genie inside
Wish 1
Wish for fairy god parents with no age restrictions, no wish restrictions, work the same as the show.
Save the other 2 wishes for backup
1. Nude pictures of Jennifer Lawrence.
2. A cure for my carpal tunnel syndrome.
3. Lubricant.
1. For a perfect and healthy clone of a 21 year old Kristen Bell. (She only contains basic knowledge and must be taught everything else.)
2. The ability to shift my body easily, painlessly, and effortlessly between my ideal male form and my ideal female form instantly at my will.
3. Bruce Campbell to officiate the marriage between clone Kristen Bell and I.
1) To be an attractive female
2) To be an immortal that cannot age
3) Ability to teleport
If you wish for money you're dumb cuz money is finite and with teleportation and immortality stealing money will be ez
Also I wish I was born a girl so I can get carried in games online and not be kicked for sucking
Be ruler of Africa
Make Africa a global economic superpower
Only white people allowed in Africa
1 my ideal body
2 editing my past
3 giving myself a bachelors in biochem from a ivy tier university with all the associated knowledge to 4.0 that bitch
1)ability to morph into any object I desire
2)be the world's largest supplier of horse saddles
3)(you) can have this one, my life is complete
I'd have only one wish please. I'd wish for grass to be bright blue instead of green. I think that would be cool.
What if they don't?
>ability to manipulate reality with my mind
I need to go to sleep; I somehow read the first one as jar-jar
I wish a person of my choice would be obligated to have sex with me.
I wish I were financially independent.
I wish I would suffer no ill consequences from my wishes.
1. I wish for immortality/eternal youth
2. I wish to be able to teleport in and out of worlds from books/video games/movies and experience them as the main character
3. I wish for john wick to be real and on a mission to beat up (but not kill so its not breaking the rules) every tranny on earth starting with and
I wish I knew in explicit detail what would make me most happy in life.
Second wish to fulfill that, and third wish as an emergency escape plan.
So you'd wish to vote democrat?
1. remove thumbs from all humans
2. give all dogs thumbs
3. turn into a dog
1) give me the lottery winning number. I want that 60$ pool.
2) give me the body I have been working so hard towards, im tired of diet and exercise.
3) I want my waifu to be real, make her mine!
I wish for more Genies.
LOOPHOLE, BITCHES.
1. Power to make women cum at will
2. Heal people at will from any physical/mental malady
3. Cum bucket loads when I want.
>this image.
She eats you with her vagina?
1. The ability to control time
2. The ability to fly
3. The ability to regenerate myself
What kind of retard question is that? If he had unlimited wishes he'd have unlimited sex slaves.
1. Perfect health forever.
2. Immortality until I chose to end it.
3. The ability to cross into other realities, both real and imagined. Ima fuck all your waifus and there ain't shit you can do about it.
>give me full knowledge of how all magic works and how it can be integrated into everyday life.
Save the next two wishes for a rainy day
I'd be able to fuck so much shit up with the first wish that the other wishes would be strictly for emergencies
No trips?
11th reply in the thread. >BITCHES
What now?
Immortality
Invincivility
Super strength
I will be a god and proceed to burn israel to the ground.
Why couldn't you just wish for unlimited sex slaves?
There are enough genies to go around.
1. The ability to win the lottery on command. Meaning that all I have to do is buy a ticket, hold it in my hand and say "This is a winner." and it would be, 100% of the time. Any game.
2. Protection from disease/illness/accidents for me and everyone I care about. Protection goes away only if I stop caring about someone. But never goes away from me.
3. My oven has the ability to create any food/drink I ask for in its perfect form. All I have to do is touch it, make my "order", and open it up and it's in there ready to eat.
>burn israel
Why? That would just start the Apocalypse.
I mean if you're gonna do that you might as well wish for a sex bot that can change shape into any woman real or not on command. Then you can have the other 2 wishes for something else.
all minorities sent back in time 10 million years
>any woman
Sick disgusting normie.
not quite user.
People that wish for immortality haven't really thought it through ....
Huh. Didn't think of that. Or you could wish for the knowledge and skills to make artificially intelligent reconfigurable sex bots, guaranteeing both wealth and a perfect partner.
Yeah, that would work too. It's easy to min/max genie wishes you just have to think about it.
Kek.
Hey, there's no rule saying you can't add a cock to the sex bot.
1. Send the niggers back to Africa.
2. Send the beaners back to Mexico.
3. Send the sand niggers to the bottom of the ocean.
Why? You could have just wished all brown/black minorities to the bottom of the ocean and had 2 wishes left. Could have created utopia but you wasted your chance.
we wuz kangs
disappointing
nobody ever said the white man was smart
1. Wish for the Genie to create a PornHub channel called GenieBlows where he films himself blowing every man on earth for all eternity.
That's it, if I use all my wishes then he gets to stop blowing guys. And he's not allowed to stop.
1) The power to freeze time whenever I want
2) A holodeck
3) A machine that will give me the true answer to any question
1. Ability to read anyone's mind, on & off demand, of anyone I think of at the time.
2. Unlimited physical energy & strength. I have a lot of trees in my backyard.
3. Can't die or be killed by any means until I chose to.
unbirthfags pls go
...what do you have planned for those trees?
1. Leftists deported
2. Jews expelled from government
3. Non whites banned from country
He's Thanos in a timeline where he already has five.
1: I wish for immortality
2: I wish for the power to be invisible on command
3: I wish for 100 billion dollars
1. I wish I had all the powers the genie has, but i want to be free
2. Set will smith free
ERRASE ISLAM
CONTROL 30% OF MICROSOFT
DELETE GENDER STUDIES
That would destroy the economy
No it wouldn't.
1) Wish for infinite money, obviously
- Use that money to build a big sex dungeon under a cool castle like out in the mountains or some shit
2) Never be detectable or prosecutable for any crimes, ever
3) The power to create and summon any sex slave right into my dungeon. They might not love me, but what are they going to do about it?
Well, the way you worded your last wish they might just kill you. Should have made them totally obedient.
1. For me to be /fit/
2. For my ex to be my sex slave
3. Make my boss stop being such a faggot
Politicians, celebrities, and other public figures or people in positions of power all occasionally lose the ability to lie. They do not realize they are honestly and to the best of their ability telling the truth. This tends to happen in a way that is most likely to damage any nefarious plans.
i wish that every time i go to pay for something, i reach in my pocket and pull out exact change
1) captian marvel movie never happened
2) 4.23 billion dollars
3) less porn on Yea Forums
1) End of judgement between humans based on skin color, ethnicity and culture.
2) World Peace, end of violence and conflicts between humans and nations alike.
3) Either end of poverty or give every human the true knowledge of what happens when we die, do we have a soul, etc.
fag
More genies
1. Bottomless bank account
2. A perfect body unaffected by my diet
3. Perpetual Immunity to all forms of health problems
This would mean I would technically be immortal, since cell death/telomere length is technically a health issue. So the only thing that could kill me would be physical damage. If I live for 500 years somehow (nothing or nobody kills me) and want to die because boredom, then I could just seppuku myself with 5 heliums.
Hot ones. With great big tiddies.
1. My own soverign island nation of 10,000 sqare miles with unwavering and blind-eye unquestioning support and protection from the United Nations, the United States, and China.
2. 20,000 tons in gold reserves.
3. A perfect invisibility cloaking device
Wish that I was a free genie able to grant my own wishes
can you wish for immortality?
because then you would be a god
I wish that rape culture existed.
That's all.
I have no friggin idea. All the down trees from storms are in a giant pile 40' wide & 20' tall. My weak lazy ass can barely drag the trees branches around the yard.
..... Anybody got a match?
1. THe ability to fuck anyone I want whenever I desire.
2. The ability to teleport anyone including myself.
3. The ability to keep my dick hard for as long as I want it to be, such as days
Fucking selfish bastards. Anyone with less than 120 IQ is not able to reproduce. Ability to heal anyone of any illness injury including myself including aging. Ability to transform my poop into gold.
1. Automatic cell regeneration (non-cancerous only)
2. At will prescience similar to taking the Spice in Dune.
3. Non-consensual sex slave, female, red hair, blue eyes, 34-32-36, C-cup.
Well I'm about to one up your autism by pointing out that while you were successful in summoning John Wick, he's not going to get too far. Your wish handicaps him from the get go by only being able to beat up his targets. I'm now a super powered version of either my male or female self and I'm not set to stun. And if you don't think I would take a real life John Wick away from this world if it means sparing a beating then you are sorely fuckin mistaken.
Infinite wealth and power.
Also join my minecraft server! IP is 14b88t.serv.gs version 1.12.2
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Basically i want to be king of Wakanda
wow you're just a paranoid nazi. kill all white men they're so dumb
My wish would be to create a strain of virus that generates Human chorionic gonadotropin and estrogen in high amounts while simultaneously blocking testosterone production and attacking the fetal cells of Y-DNA Ashkenazi/Sephardic Jewish populations, thus rendering them all sterile and causing fetal shoah.
How would you ask the genie to go about enforcing this, if he asked for specifics?
1. I wish for there to be an alt-right convention
2. I wanted to build in popularity over 5 years
3. I want someone besides myself to shoot the hell out of it. I'm talking full-on automatic assault rifle Slaughter
1. The ability to change my physical appearance at will (sex change weight change structure change etc etc)
2. Ten thousand dollars deposited in my bank account weekly with no questions from any higher or lesser authority, which means no tax boogeyman or snooping bank accountants.
3. Long natural and healthy life for myself and those I choose up to the age of 120. After that it's up to nature.
Tbh three things
1. Marvel universe is real except all the heros and villians are non existant
2. Possesion of infinity guantlet with all six infinity stones (from the comics not the gay ass movies)
3. A body that can withstand infinite uses of the guantlet with zero ill effects.
Wishing for female sex slaves makes him a faggot? Seems like the only one is you.
Using his magical genie powers. A perfect undetectable shadowban, perhaps, where all the bots/shills/etc could still see each other but no one else could.
1. Make all Animals in the Order of Primates irreversibly sterile.
2. Make every creature that is to be, and is, mute.
3. Make me immortal.
1. Teleport all the jews off earth to a habitable planet that will let them live forever with just themselves.
2. Teleport all the blacks off earth to a habitable planet that will let them live forever with just themselves.
3. A meatlovers pizza with stuffed crust.
I then snap my fingers and replace every pitbull on Earth with a Malamute puppy and give myself 3 Malamute puppies
Then I create Captain Marvel (now from the movies) but without her superpowers but with memories of her superpowers and make her my sex slave for a week then transport her back to the MCU
I then go back in time and fuck every porn star I ever fapped to before they got into porn
Alll the niggers back to Africa
All the spics back in Mexico
All the Muslims back to the Middle East.
Then I spend as much time as I need to try to win over Kaho Shibuya to make her my true wife, using time travel as a sort of save point system like in a VN game
1 my boyfriend and his parents and his dog front up at my front door
2 I always win at the lottery
3 to be immortal and to be abil to make others immortal
Assuming the rules of convenience apply,
>infinite bank account
>to be able to change the way I look at will, looking any way that I desire
>to be able to decide when / how I want to die.
That pretty much covers everything. This game used to be a lot more fun before 'getting the most out of it' was the point.
1) Omnipotence
2) Omniscience
3) Immortality
Fuck the genie.
after all my previous infinity guantlet snapping i think id be ready to settle down tbh. I’m done lol
and buy your own damn coke.
The game just used to be about hearing about what people want the most. Now it's about how to get the most out of it. Interesting how culture changes.
The rules went against what I wanted the most so i had to find a loophole
the ability to pause time but not unpause it. for everyone including me. and just before that 1. big pizza and 2. can of fanta orange
1) Omniscience [without physical change]
2) Physical immortality without aging with 17 yr old body
3) Mastered Autonomous Ultra Instinct form
You cant have a magical wish for anything and have rules other than “no wishing for more wishes” thats gay
It's like you didn't read anything but "3 wishes"
Otherwise if there were no other rules it would just be
1. Fuck every porn star I ever fapped to
2. Replace every pitbull with a malamute puppy
3. Make Kaho Shibuya my wife
And that would be that
1. Time control superpower
2. Ability to phase in and out like an apparition
3. Telekinesis
Sure, but when you wish for infinite money and immortality you essentially do wish for more wishes. I'm not saying we need more rules, I'm just saying that us taking it too seriously makes us miss the point. We turned it to an exercise to try and get as much out of it as possible instead of talk about the things we really care about.
I wished for infinite money. What I really wanted was the freedom to make any movie or tv series that I wanted.
>To possess and master all the powers of Dr. Manhattan
>To possess one million US dollars from each of the one million wealthiest Americans on one indestructible and unhackable debit card
>To free the genie
what for?
Wish 1: Wish that there were no wish rules.
Wish 2: That none of my wishes could be taken out of context and fulfill my intended purpose.
Wish 3: infinite wishes.
Then whatever I want.
I wish I had cancer. thats it
I would wish for more wish granting genies.
smart.
1. A self upgrading PC gamer
2. Unlimited debit card
3. Be white
1. Teleport Jews, mulsims, niggers and spics to the middle of the ocean
2. small cuts on all of their legs. not enough to kill them but enough to get lots of blood in the water
3. mask them from any attempt at rescue.
Within a generation or 2 most of the worlds problems will be solved.
Anthroprogenic cimate change is solved.
1) anyone at least 25% nigger gets turned to dust
2) anyone at least 25% Arab gets turned to dust
3) anyone at least 25% spic gets turned to dust
did you fucking read it
ok skirt the rules
so i cant wish for more wishes
1 i wish for a magic ring that whenever i rubbed it and said a wish outloud that wish would be granted with no downsides and that will only work for me or a member of my bloodline
2, i wish for the ability to solve any problem i think about for more then 2 minutes no matter how complex
3.i wish for everyone i know and love, including animals, to be renewed back to the age of 23 and to have imortality
1. Ability to time travel
2. Ability to heal people (physical, mental)
3. Become a genie and give wishes to my frens
1: wish the rules of wishing as they have been explained to me and as I understood them did not apply to any future wish I would ever make
2: wish that any future wish of mine that will be granted, will result with what I really wanted from that wish regardless of how it may have been misworded or misinterpreted or poorly crafted
3: wish for more wishes
Infinte money is fine, because money is just a store of value that humans use to exchange goods and services. The second you decide to use your wealth infinitely, it becomes worthless.
Immortality is just that, without infinite power, you could get stuck under a rock somewhere for all of eternity.
UItimately, they are things that people care about. People care about living lavishly. People are afraid of dying. Wishing for these things is a natural thing, that comes about because you really care about those things.
Wishing for the death of others over something else is also an indicator of want. So is wishing for love.
Its always been an exercise in getting the most out of it
>Its always been an exercise in getting the most out of it
No. the point of this game was never to see who could get the most out of it. It isn't some measure of craftiness. It was always meant to talk about the specific things each person wanted.
By getting the most out of it, I mean conveying what you desire the most, not finding a way to get more wishes. My initial request for the infinity guantlet was me playing by the stupid rules. My later request was me playing by the classic single rule ruleset.
My wishes:
1- The ability to at any time create freshly cooked food of my choice.
2 - A bank account with a couple million dollars tax free, legal tender.
3- Knowledge years in advance of when and how anyone I care about will be in danger of serious harm / death so I would have time to prevent or allow it.
1. A shitload of infinity money in a small safe that only me can open and even move, anyone else who try will be killed instantly.
2. Health. Absolute fucking 100% health without any diseases.
3. Don't sweat at all and so that doesn't affect my health. Even when I do exercises at the ultimate heat I wanna be dry all the time.
>Wish 1
A perfect version of Marvel vs Capcom with all the previous characters plus dream characters.
>Wish 2
My own arcade with every arcade game available and I'd never have to pay rent and the gov't couldn't take it away.
>Wish 3
Friends :(
1. Unlimited
2. Infinite
3. And
1. Dr. Manhattan's powers
2. Blank
3. Blank
I wish for the power to remake reality as I see fit.
1. that the rest of my wishes dont have negative consequences
2 . 1billon USD in cash
3. ether to set the genie free, or if he doesn’t want to be free or can’t be free then i want disny to release song of the south on bluray
1. All niggers dead
2. All Jews dead
3. All Muslims dead
Does asking for another genius count as more wishes? Technically im getting a wish for someone else
1. A debit card that never runs out of funds
2. to have a successful career in art
3. for my parents to have long happy lives
either that or replace #2 with being pretty lmao
I would wish for a better genie who doesn't have faggot standards
>not wishing for the power to freeze time for extended periods of time but be able to move
But who's ass will trump kiss if the Jews die?
1)wish for the ability to shape shift into belle delphine
2)wish for a hat where i can pull whatever i want from it
3)wish for the ability to never be raped or murdered
Boom i have infinite income and profit plus i cant be raped and can pull out shanks o plenty
Here’s my wishes
>big nigger dick
>big nigger dick
>big nigger dick
1. To prevent any of my wishes from backfiring in an unexpected or undesirable way
2. To have all the powers and abilities of the martian manhunter minus his weakness
3. to be able to create save states at any point of my life and be able to load them at will.