I just realized that I'm God

Wrong answer.

i'm a believer, but every time i thank you for something good or bad that is happening or happened in my life, i also thank a satan, is that ok ?

Fuck you God.

It is ok. I created Satan. Satan isn't her real name. But yes let's call her Satan. Satan and I aren't enemies. We're just playing a game.

You will all suffer the pain of death, and no deity will be able to hear your whispers. Gods are a way for man to rule over man. It's a ideological panopticon. However, every atheist that gets hard thinking about their own intelligence has fallen into a similar pit, with their God just being named either logic or themselves. Gods are self-serving.

do god stuff

Will my Heroin arrive tomorrow god? Thanks in advance

>You will all suffer the pain of death
Yes.
>no deity will be able to hear your whispers
I will hear your whispers, and everything will be okay. I promise.
>Gods are self-serving.
This is true.

alright then, i always thought that this was a correct way 'cause both of you have influence on this world no matter what, love ya very much

Take the moon away. Promise to give it back when people stop being douchebags. When everybody starts behaving, crash the moon into the earth.