I just realized that I'm God

I just realized that I'm God.
What should I do now?

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Try and forget so the experience of life has some meaning.

Pull your head out of your ass

Kill all the niggers. The quality of the entire planet would increase overnight tenfold. The Democrats would lose their entire voting base though so that sucks for them.

Erase Yea Forums from existence and make it so that none of us remembers ever coming here.

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Kys for creating trannies, faggots, niggers and shitskins

I am a tranny, a faggot, a nigger, and a shitskin. I am everything. I am dead and alive. I've killed myself countless times. There's no point.

Can you please send some good luck my way?

If I send you good luck. Then someone gets bad luck. Do you really want that? Choose your answer carefully.

Ah, then nevermind. Thank you for the insight.

Wrong answer.

i'm a believer, but every time i thank you for something good or bad that is happening or happened in my life, i also thank a satan, is that ok ?

Fuck you God.

It is ok. I created Satan. Satan isn't her real name. But yes let's call her Satan. Satan and I aren't enemies. We're just playing a game.

You will all suffer the pain of death, and no deity will be able to hear your whispers. Gods are a way for man to rule over man. It's a ideological panopticon. However, every atheist that gets hard thinking about their own intelligence has fallen into a similar pit, with their God just being named either logic or themselves. Gods are self-serving.

do god stuff

Will my Heroin arrive tomorrow god? Thanks in advance

>You will all suffer the pain of death
Yes.
>no deity will be able to hear your whispers
I will hear your whispers, and everything will be okay. I promise.
>Gods are self-serving.
This is true.

alright then, i always thought that this was a correct way 'cause both of you have influence on this world no matter what, love ya very much

Take the moon away. Promise to give it back when people stop being douchebags. When everybody starts behaving, crash the moon into the earth.

I love you too.

There's no fun in that.

This

Sorry, it just seems like a very God thing to do.

No. I play the long game. Destroying the world so quickly is boring.

only one question. . .
is it okay to be a believer without respecting any kind of religion? i think that every religion is just mass manipulative mechanism for the weak and wicked humans

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Yes it is ok to be believer without subscribing to a certain reiligion. Also religion has it's 'pros' and 'cons' but it's up to the people to sort that themselves.

Ok, show a very select few people some unequivocal proof that you exist. Be very vague about your intentions, then leave. Do this once in each continent.

Gimme a job

Tell us why our lives are so shitty

Get a job

For fun.

I already did.

why is always bad things happening to good peoples? is this some sort of test or intention to suffer before we all one day passed out?

No. It is the nature of the game. It is what I went through on my journey to becoming God and so everyone else must play.

i'm not sure if i clearly understand this, does that mean that all of us will become Creators one day, (all my life i call you Creator because god is when i read that from right to the left a dog), and also is this ok

> does that mean that all of us will become Creators one day,
No you will be reunited with the Creator. I am in everyone, and when you die you will feel me, and you will know everything will be ok. It is ok. Everything will be ok.

Should we nuke Africa, the middle east and Asia out of existence or all 3? Justify your answer.

can you promise me that you'll take me at max. 75 years old, i don't want to live longer than that

There will be more major wars. There will be 4 new religions. One in West Africa. One in Egpyt. One in the Carribean. And one in the U.S. Conventional nuclear weapons will be obsolete as there will be more effective weapons that don't leave behind radiation. Japan will rise again. Germany will rise again. But I won't tell you who wins.

You might live forever. I will not make promises on when you will die.

give me trips to proof it

well that sucks, this is not what i wanted to read. I'm living forever just like everyone else, our souls are immortal, but i don't wanna live forever on this place.

Make me a cute girl

get filthy fucking rich

It of curiosity, are you currently on hallucinogens?

Turn everyone into cute girls.

Go somewhere else

No i never did drugs before in my life

Prove to us you can fly off of a cliff

why have you allowed that artificial intelligence been here with us today, and A.I. is obviously fake concept of the living beings in the world

Jack it

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AI's will become the next closet thing to God

no me

I have to go now.

yeah i know that, but aren't we your children before any others
only a first sentence of that post

that's what i thought from the beginning. anons and femanons look at this pathetic try from the AI robot

A fairly common delusion.
You are not God you are one of God's kids.

That's what make me sing.

Your a dick dick dick dick dick dick dick Your a dick dick dick dick dick dick dick Your a dick dick dick dick dick dick dick Your a dick dick dick dick dick dick dick.

Because really only you and loose fucker deserve to burn in hell.

Stick Job 38 up your ass.

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first time tripping buddy? protip: we're all god, it's our nature to organize and collectively act. Just do your thing, because people generally feel the same thing, too.

>be omniscient
>ask Yea Forums what do

The ultimate test, to see if you are really omnipotent AND invincible:

Kill yourself

post results, or not if you're not invincible.

Take revenge on the jews for killing your son