Be me

What you degenerate brainlets look like

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Larp fag that’s a chest to scalp hair transplant

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Hacker man

Honestly this is much more freaky than OP's image

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wow, an actual idea more retarded than OPs fake story

>chest looks like shit for life
>hair on head is fucking thin pubes
>have to take rogaine for life anyways and have a numb dick & other side effects

retardation levels maxed

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reverse image search. Anyone who fell for this is utterly retarded

Oh my god I've never seen trench foot this bad on someones chest begore!
You have a cronic acute case of the photoshopaniguramous syndrome!
You need a philter stat!

Except the guy in the pic wasn't shot in the head. He crashed a car he stole and he flew out of the windshield and landed on his head.

youtube.com/watch?v=l5IkFZjMB8c