Be me

>be me
>let her shit on my chest last night
>shaved to get it out
>woke up with this
> now I'm worried
What's wrong with me Yea Forums
Help medfags

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Folliculitis. Infected hair follicles. Jesus go get some treatment

you let her what?

Stale pasta

OP is a fucking degenerate

get some lotion

>shaved to get it out
clear as day case of chest aids.

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does it hurt?

You're from Australia? LOL

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Oooold pasta. This thread is now skeletons.

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is he ok

New chest old pasta

what the fuck happened to that skull

Tumor i think

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Stale pasta and thats how it look after a chest to head hair transplant, you suck.

it's called petechiae you dumbfuck.

Nice try, that's a chest to head hair transplant pic

Shot in the head and lived

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I hope he's well now.

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noone knows

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Have fun explaining that one to the doctor.

You're mentally ill for letting her do that in the first place. That's your problem.

You obviously have ebolaids

You actual retard, go to the fuckin ER.
No healthy chest has fucking HOLES in it.

Op is a big ol faggot

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Exactly my thoughts on that

Kek

Skull fuck it

What you degenerate brainlets look like

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Larp fag that’s a chest to scalp hair transplant

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Hacker man

Honestly this is much more freaky than OP's image

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wow, an actual idea more retarded than OPs fake story

>chest looks like shit for life
>hair on head is fucking thin pubes
>have to take rogaine for life anyways and have a numb dick & other side effects

retardation levels maxed

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reverse image search. Anyone who fell for this is utterly retarded

Oh my god I've never seen trench foot this bad on someones chest begore!
You have a cronic acute case of the photoshopaniguramous syndrome!
You need a philter stat!

Except the guy in the pic wasn't shot in the head. He crashed a car he stole and he flew out of the windshield and landed on his head.

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kek busted

You got burned OP.

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Oh my god I've never seen trench foot this bad on someones chest begore!
You have a cronic acute case of the photoshopaniguramous syndrome!
You need a philter stat!
You're like a person who got so angry that a bunch of women had fallen in love with him and he got mad they all got dumped.
So you go into his house.
And you are like "I'm going to fuck her and I'm going to make her a sandwich for her dinner because she's ugly. This is the last straw"
You put up a big pile of blankets on a sofa
And you do your thing
And when he opens your door
He starts looking at you with those blue eyes, like you're a bitch who is going to get his fucking way in no time.
And you just look at him like "you're just as worthless and ugly as the rest of these ugly bastards he has sex with!"
But he doesn't care that way because he has a shit load of money.