I don't believe in magic and I know there's a scientific explanation for this...

I don't believe in magic and I know there's a scientific explanation for this, but it might be Beyond our current understanding of the Universe. I have telekinesis. I can seriously prove it too, but what position would I be then? Would people come find me? I know I'm not the only one. But does that really matter? Getting probed isn't really what I'm all about you know

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K. What color am I thinking of. (One of the colors of the rainbow no stupid shit)

blue

Cringy

That's not telekinesis.

Telekenesis is moving things and exerting force with your mind, telepathy is reading minds. So what all are ypu able to do?

Listen buddy you need to come the fuck down and take a chill pill and relax and unclench your butthole and mellow out

I can move things with my mind

Everyone can dipshit. I look at something and decide to move it and then lo and behold my arm moves and it moves

I understand. Plenty of people suffer from delusions. You're right, it's not magic. It's best for you to see a psychologist for a diagnosis before you do something bad

Just my mind not any limbs or body parts physically make contact with the objects I intend to move nor do I make contact with objects touching those objects and so on. It's pure telekinesis

If I prove it to you it would change your fundamental understanding of reality wouldn't it? It's so frustrating that I can't risk getting probed because otherwise I would telekinetically record myself shiting on your post

BS. Life isn't special, you are just a normal jerkoff like everyone else on a rock drifting through space circling a ball of plasma. Get over it, there is no meaning or anyone pulling the strings. It's just chaos, the sooner you accept it the better you will feel.

Have you forgotten your risperidone again user? Did you learn your techniques from a guy named Mesmer?

Lmao he’s actually right. Telepathy/ telekinesis/ a good guess/ easy question. Whatever. He was right. First try.

How do you know this? You don't know anything, yes it can be meaningless with no purpose but you don't know that, you can't even assume it.

hehe thx but i wasn't even op just wanted to try and guess it

Telekinesis isn't really anything special though because I can't do anything in public. So far my special experiences have been limited to lifting a remote closer and hovering a towel over to the shower

Op can take selfies in a junkyard. SCARY! His other secret power is repelling vagina.

If you get this right I’ll definitely believe you. Now what color am I thinking of?

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I can turn invisible. But only when no one is looking at me.

Record and demonstrate it then cunt. Don't include yourself and most will think its fake anyway so no harm done. Do it.

And you’re not a man

Sure I can assume it. Empirically that's the only answer. I could swallow the religious pill and say there is more but there is LESS evidence for that.

If we are basing our story on zero facts then our narrative always fits the evidence because that's made up too. It is super scary knowing that chaos is the name of the game and there is no grand plan or cabal orchestrating things, far more comfortable thinking things happen for a reason.

Well damn maybe you got telepathy. Try again what color now?

How did u know I'm always clenching my butthole and prostate? Not even joking

If you could arrange to do something very publicly, you probably wouldn't get got by the MiB. The James Randi Foundation has a program that helps people do this, but it has a long application process with many verification steps.
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Omg...

Proof ples

Meaning might just be a human concept and life is meaningless but there is no proof.
Why does anything exist? We do not know that, science is not advanced enough.
These questions are way to big to assume anything

You want some sort of undercover exposer are you? How am I supposed to know you're not working with the suits

Yellow

Because you have schizophrenia

OP not responding cause' his larping ass cant find a way around this solution

It exists because it exists. Causality doesn't work the way we think. If it didn't exist we wouldn't know. It is a bias of confirmation.

You know I'm not. You're psychic.

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am i inside a house or an apartment or a mcdonalds right now?

Dude, you could jack off with a rubber pussy without holding it.

You've genuinely helped me out. I would have never thought about doing that on my own. I haven't actually purchased one but I'm definitely going to order one now. Anyone else have ideas? I've been just floating shit around accomplishing nothing

Make neighbors pets fly from one yard to another. Mentally move money out of armored trucks when the guys open them up.

Float your atypical antipsychotic to your mouth more regularly

I swear to God people have done that before. There's no way they haven't in there has to be some sort of countermeasure in place to prevent it or at the very least detect me so I can be hunted like a dog

KEK

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Has the government installed spy cameras in your friends kids gerbils teeth to keep track of you?

If only you know how to spell gerbil you fucking lunatic. I know you spelled it right but you probably misspelled in your soul or something because fuck you