I don't believe in magic and I know there's a scientific explanation for this...

I don't believe in magic and I know there's a scientific explanation for this, but it might be Beyond our current understanding of the Universe. I have telekinesis. I can seriously prove it too, but what position would I be then? Would people come find me? I know I'm not the only one. But does that really matter? Getting probed isn't really what I'm all about you know

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K. What color am I thinking of. (One of the colors of the rainbow no stupid shit)

blue

Cringy

That's not telekinesis.

Telekenesis is moving things and exerting force with your mind, telepathy is reading minds. So what all are ypu able to do?

Listen buddy you need to come the fuck down and take a chill pill and relax and unclench your butthole and mellow out

I can move things with my mind

Everyone can dipshit. I look at something and decide to move it and then lo and behold my arm moves and it moves

I understand. Plenty of people suffer from delusions. You're right, it's not magic. It's best for you to see a psychologist for a diagnosis before you do something bad