Okay Yea Forums, quads decide which pet I get

Tell me why I shouldn't get a bird, besides obvious:
>shit everywhere
>loud

nie

Get a cat or dog. Ferrets and rodents stink like shit all the time, yes even when ferrets are "deglanded". Plus, rodents are just disgusting; they destroy everything they touch...

Birds aren't a terrible option, but they can live for fucking ever, and be very high maintenance and obnoxious. Plus, you're digging in bird shit every day, and that's not good. Cat shit is bad enough in a litter box, but bird shit is just an extra level of gross. Plus, the risk of salmonella and e. coli infection are through the roof with bird shit, just like reptile shit...

Cats or dogs are simple; just a matter of do you want to play with it a lot, how dependent on you can you afford it to be, and do you want it shitting in your yard or a box in the house you gotta clean every few days?

>Also whether or not you want it shot by police...

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Fuck the shit, shit's just shit.

..........The volume....the vibrations, sound waves, KREEE, KEEEE, KIIIIIIII....want to know what PTSD is like for a retarded alien? Get bird.

>1. Bird
just sits there and makes noise. cant really go away for a weekend
>2. Cat
keeps mice and rats down in your area so good if you're in the country. can go away for a night or two by just leaving a heaping pile of dry cat food in it's bowl (cat's will ration out food and can always catch mice/birds if shit gets desperate)
>3. Dog
good for security (will generally bark at something moving around or making noise) and loyal companion. cant leave alone in your house for a weekend like with cats (if you leave a pile of food for 2-3 days for them they'll just eat it all in one go) but you can just bring it with you when you go /out/ or whatever so it's not a big deal.
>4. Ferret
illegal depending where you are, kind of like a better version of a pet rat but they'll get cheeky and climb up your pants
>5. Rodents
probably the shittiest pet in this list. like the bird but doesnt sing pretty melodies or look cute.

>Plus, the risk of salmonella and e. coli infection
Do you realize you have to lick shit and cloaca in order to get it?
>but bird shit is just an extra level of gross.
As car detailer I'm used to this shit

pretty much this, at least with cats you can just have them shit outside. they bury their shit anyway so they're the lowest maintenance of all the pets.
dogs are good tier too.

I kiss my bird all the time and I feel fi

Roll cat or bird

>keeps mice and rats down
Stop spreading lies, they don't.
Really, my brother works as exterminator, and every second client has cat, which does absolutely nothing to amount of mice.

i live in the country with 2 cats.
last mouse plague we had we just stopped feeding the cats as often, like only once every few days or so.
problem with people like you described is they just assume cats will catch mice but they're lazy creatures. they generally wont bother unless they're hungry or know their food supply is scarce.

Outdoor cats would bring dead mice to my indoor cats where they meet eachother at a glass door. This happened a few different places in my life. Some cats are hunters, most cats are lazy.

get a rat faggot
they're actually pretty good pets
recommend a female hooded rat
quiet, cheap, friendly, and low maintenance

>1. Bird
Best and worst.
Best in terms of being affectionate and in many cases surprisingly smart, worst in terms of shitting everywhere and being noisy.
>2. Cat
Boring, litter boxes are disgusting. Some are also quite annoying.
>3. Dog
Good compromise between being interesting and being disgusting
>4. Ferret
>5. Rodents
Don't even consider.

>Some cats are hunters, most cats are lazy.
this really.
i'm the guy with 2 cats from earlier.
one's a bit anti-social and he's our hunter. he's always the one that brings back the most kills.
the other one is a lazy slut of a cat that just wants to sleep or get a nice belly rub. he'll only catch a mouse if shit's getting desperate.
> litter boxes are disgusting
just let your cat shit outside like everyone else

If it was that simple - exterminators would not have existed at all.

I love how ferret includes absolutely no description.

Also forgot to mention before that birdshit doesn't smell like anything, but most will shit anywhere they please. In addition to shit ruining your shirt, a GOOD BIRD will rip at your shirt with their beaky and poke many holes on the shoulders where they hang out!

>Also forgot to mention before that birdshit doesn't smell like anything,
Yes
>, a GOOD BIRD will rip at your shirt with their beaky and poke many holes on the shoulders where they hang out!
What is nail file?

Rooster

Unironically, but this. Chinkens are only pet that will give you eggs. Roosters are assholes though.

Get a
NIGGER

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Dog
All others are overhyped and need too much care.
Dogs will take care of themselves and love you no matter what.
And they can be trained not to shit in your house.

oh and you can feed a dog whatever.
They'll eat leftovers if you can't afford dogfood and the right breed will keep your floors clean.

and they are the best security systems.

Enemy to beaky.

No pet is best option for you

>1. Bird
This.
Don't listen to anyone. Either they didn't have any bird, either they are plain retarded.
Birds are superior choice and here is why:
>Diversity
There are many species of birds you can own. Finches, canaries, different parrots (budgies, macaws, cockatoos, cockatiels), chickens and doves.
>Maintenance
Birds are generally low maintenance, you only clean up cage (well, not only) and give them food. Bird shit is usually low odor or odorless, which makes fact that they shit everywhere less disgusting.
That's it.
Oh, yeah, for those who yell "they need attention" I have a question: why the fuck are you getting pet in first place, just to have one, or interact with it? If you can't be at home every day, you might get bigger cage (or even better dedicate a room in house) and get 2-3 birds.
>Intelligence
Many birds are surprisingly intelligent, especially if you consider their brain size.
>Cleanliness
Birds love taking bath, unlike cats, which only spread dirt and pretend to be clean animals.
>Lifespan
Many birds might outlive you. Meanwhile, you have to replace cat or dog every 10-20 years.

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Get a cat, you will not regret.

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birds scream at night tho

Rarely. At least it happened only once, when my retarded parrot lost his balance fell down and hit metal tray pretty hard.
Some species scream more than other. Pigeons, for example, don't make any loud sounds at all.

Bird.
Even getting shitted feels good.

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How, nigger?

Just get a god damn goat already. You know you want one

Goat

Fucking based. This

rabbit, they're dope. super low maintenance.

get a rabbit, they're dope, low maintenance.

Roll

None of those...get a girlfriend costs more but at least you get sex and if yer not, dump her ass.

Goat is cheaper and halal

Your mom.

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A goose

niglet

This.

This but unironically. There is something to it.

THis

OP is faggot and he will never deliver.