Siting on a bench by a playground

Oh yeah. I guess that's a possibility. But you'd think they'd see it first and be more careful.

Besides, I didn't really want to break it on the bars. That would have just an acceptable cool thing to witness. My real intention was to sink it through the grid, swish it through one of the openings, like making a basket.

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>Chuck the empty bottle at the jungle gym, hoping to either dunk it through or break it on one of the bars.

>break it on one of the bars.

Either option means you were being a lazy dick.
Should have put your empties back in the case and hauled em off when you were done.

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REPENT!

I guess I already did. Multiple times. I shouted sorry like six times before she stopped chasing me.