>Siting on a bench by a playground
>Chugging a beer
>Chuck the empty bottle at the jungle gym, hoping to either dunk it through or break it on one of the bars
>Comes within one inch of a kid's head. I didn't see him when I threw it. He just ran up
>His Mom gets pissed and starts yelling at me
>I have to run for it because she's threatening to call the cops even though I already explained it was an accident
Why are Moms so uptight, man? Is it biology or what?
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No trouble, friend. I just don't like getting hassled.
>some bum is drinking at the playground in the middle of the day
>chucks a bottle at one of the kids
>"wtf man why are moms so gay"
Uh, when did I say I was a bum?
When you siad you were drinking by a playground
It beats drinking in a bar, man. I could pay $6 for one beer in a bar or buy a whole case and drink at my own pace outside on a nice day.
Also, there's no kids in a bar to throw beer at. Btw, should've thrown beer at mom instead.
Drink it at your own house?
>Nothing better than drinking at the playground with a boy on your naked lap.
lawrence is too responsible to appear with your alleged anti-social behavior
>you'd probably get your ass beat for something like that
why would you throw beer at anyone rather than drinking it you humongous faggot
>Why are Moms so uptight, man? Is it biology or what?
They need to get laid after putting up with brats all day
because it tastes like piss and I'd rather give a child long term ptsd instead
So you wanted to shower broken glass all over a place where children play? You dirtbag.
I did drink it. I chugged the empty bottle because the trash can was a bit of a walk away and I was too comfortable to get up.
oh no my house is on fire
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that just sounds like some wishful retard thinking considering how resilient kids are
Fine, asshole. Next time I'll throw kids at beer instead.
>this is how homeless people think
It sounds bad when you twist my words around like that. But there weren't any kids on the jungle gym when I threw it. Little guy came out of nowhere.
Shut the fuck up you dumb cocksucker.
>resilient
Yeah one diddle from their uncle and they become a full time stripper from 18-29
>some fag in the park === getting raped by a family member
*god willing
Take your faggot porn and fuck off
Who's the fag, man? I was checking out the mom and her boobs jiggled when she chased me.
That’s not very enjoyable
You're a fag.
>this is how juggalos are born
Oh, you've tried it then.
Yep, bum. Trips wasted on a bum.
I guess you don't know what boobs are. That explains all the dicks in this thread.
even if there was no one there when you threw it, some kids later would inevitably hurt themselves with all the broken glass on the ground
Oh yeah. I guess that's a possibility. But you'd think they'd see it first and be more careful.
Besides, I didn't really want to break it on the bars. That would have just an acceptable cool thing to witness. My real intention was to sink it through the grid, swish it through one of the openings, like making a basket.
>Chuck the empty bottle at the jungle gym, hoping to either dunk it through or break it on one of the bars.
>break it on one of the bars.
Either option means you were being a lazy dick.
Should have put your empties back in the case and hauled em off when you were done.
REPENT!
I guess I already did. Multiple times. I shouted sorry like six times before she stopped chasing me.