What is the best soap and why is it Lava?

*ahem*

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Lava kicks fucking ass. Imagine coming inside after replacing your rear main seal on your engine, after having to pull the transmission off, along with the oil pan (which can only be removed after removing the oil pump), having to take off the rear main cap to get the seal out. Then you finally get to wash your solid-black hands and on the first use of Lava, your hands are as clean as the virgin Mary's pussy.

I back this.

That shit doesn't cut through black oil and transmission fluid and u-joint grease. Lava Does.

Bar soap is for niggers.

Nothing more disgusting than using a soap bar everyone else has used, pubes stuck to it, sitting in a pile of moldy soap scum

No one gives a shit about your dirty hands you fucking grease monkey

Kimball Midwest One Punch II Hand Cleaner all the way. It's the fuckin best

I just piss on my hands like a civilized person.

Sorry I went to university and get to keep my hands clean.

Then why are you asking about soap?
Keyboard making your soft hands a little sticky?