What is the best soap and why is it Lava?

What is the best soap and why is it Lava?

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lava is for poors

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That's shit too

you don't know. you're uninformed.

What is the best soap?

That's shit hand cleaner do you use it in shower too?

basically a 50lb bag of pic attached

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dove

You scrub yourself with that shit in the shower?

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no, but
OP posted hand cleaner.

my current shower soap dries out my skin so i wouldn't suggest it as the best soap.

*ahem*

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Lava kicks fucking ass. Imagine coming inside after replacing your rear main seal on your engine, after having to pull the transmission off, along with the oil pan (which can only be removed after removing the oil pump), having to take off the rear main cap to get the seal out. Then you finally get to wash your solid-black hands and on the first use of Lava, your hands are as clean as the virgin Mary's pussy.

I back this.

That shit doesn't cut through black oil and transmission fluid and u-joint grease. Lava Does.

Bar soap is for niggers.

Nothing more disgusting than using a soap bar everyone else has used, pubes stuck to it, sitting in a pile of moldy soap scum

No one gives a shit about your dirty hands you fucking grease monkey

Kimball Midwest One Punch II Hand Cleaner all the way. It's the fuckin best

I just piss on my hands like a civilized person.

Sorry I went to university and get to keep my hands clean.

Then why are you asking about soap?
Keyboard making your soft hands a little sticky?

i use it to lubricate everything mechanic as well my wifes pussy and ass, i use it as a salad dressing and i use it to wash my hands

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Then why the fuck are you posting in a grease-cutting-soap thread?

I bet your faggot ass couldn't even lubricate your own u-joint.

this stuff is amazing at cutting oil, even though it's dish soap.

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Pleb.

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super tough hand scrub

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>herrr i post in threads where i'm fucking hated with a passion.
Fuck you and fucking die, I hope your goddamn wheels all fly off of your hybrid car while you're driving to your nearest vegan restaurant.

OP here. I use Lava in the shower and everywhere else.
Why would you ever let someone else use your soap?

He's 13 and doesn't realize that adults have their own showers.